Brit/pol/ Wheelie bin MASSACRE edition

Thousands of wheelie bins at risk across the country.

>Storm Eunice latest as a rare red warning is issued by the Met Office for the South West; yellow and amber weather warnings in place for most of UK; "exceptional" winds and heavy snow could hit UK on Friday; all trains cancelled in Wales - significant disruption elsewhere.
news.sky.com/story/storm-eunice-live-news-met-office-weather-warnings-uk-forecast-dudley-12543511

>A 35-year-old British man has been named as the victim of Sydney's first fatal shark attack in nearly 60 years.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-60398033

>Boris Johnson has until 22:00 GMT on Friday to answer the Metropolitan Police's questionnaire about whether he broke lockdown rules at Downing Street parties.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60401498

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This ones about wind you mong

Why whenever I see a guy wearing a mask, he always looks like a soifaggot male feminist? Always, is this some kind of religious symbol for them at this point?

>See you our stilly woods of oak,
>And the dread ditch beside?
>O that was where the Saxons broke
>On the day that Harold died.

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Then show a blown over bin rather than the usual norfman inna bin

Is this you?

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you've answered your own question, mate.

nice english. are you indian?

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No too much hair

non-frens NOT WELCOME

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>we're going to need your name, address, phone number and credit card information so you can play gta10 because mcdonalds is in game

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I'm white, are you?

Kinda looks like a bloke I used to work with, had a rotten coffee mug we used to say had more culture than he did

>call someone a nigger in minecraft
>cant get takeout ever again because you were banned

I dunno he tired to call me a few weeks ago

fort rS U S S E X was dead u lot r so full of shit

westcountry FC reporting in
bit windy, nowt special

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whay you asks if my is white?

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Gonna take some stimulants and some booze and fuck storm Eunice in the arse tomorrow

Eating space raiders is like the antithesis of the Eucharist, the unholy sacrament.

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One day, the frens will control their own destiny again

midlund FC here, literally nothing but a spot of rain earlier

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No, my number ends in 353, I text you at christmas and you posted saying how poncey i was

Nah I'm alive. Was windier here yesterday than it is today

chekt

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no gingers allowed ITT

his winky will freeze off

fuck off ginge

Its my thread

too late, apparantly

I have a feeling we will wake up tomorrow to a harrowing sight, a damaged world, a changed world... across the land, from Penrith to Portsmouth, from Bromley to Bristol... people will wake up to a sight they should never have to see. Bins, lying strewn, battered and lifeless, scattered across the roads. It will be a day of deep mourning but also... also of national unity. We will come together like never before, and we will get through it! Hear my words! We will get through these dark times together, yes forever changed, but we will get through it together. The history books will remember the night...

The night of shattered bins.

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>post "N" on Any Forums
>assets frozen, banned from all banking providers

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>But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean
>Of the wogs that have sullied our hopes and our dreams

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>"wheelie bins"
i swear to god, the english "people" are some of the worst users of the english language, even pajeets and wetbacks and niggers manage to not make it sound so gay at every possible opportunity

I'm older than you

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josh told me i'm ginge yesterday
i believe him

My biggest ever regret is getting three doses of that fucking jab.

Not if he does the helicopter.

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Ffs I’m supposed to be at horse riding tomorrow

>no gingers allowed ITT
Ginger women are allowed here.

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Its not school mate that doesnt mean anything
Idk if I've ever spoken to him

Joe rogan looks terrible now

;)

Christ abides in all, even the lowly space raider

yes it does
means I'm older than you

no!
they can come to my inbox tho

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Thats dominic cummings m8

kek'd

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i heard today that attractive places pretty much never become suicide hotspots

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bit mental how when ww3 is obviously not happening all of a sudden we're supposed to be deathly afraid of a cloud instead

Runcorn bridge mate

>hand tattoos
The plot thickens

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What are you lads all watching/ playing, wouldn't mind some ideas to have something to pass the time while I'm sat at my computer with a blanket around my legs because I've got the heating turned off to save the benny's.

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Can you give me some words of objects that might be hard to describe to someone without being too easy to guess, but not so hard it can't be worked out
For example
>Describe an Orange without using any word with the letter O in it
Obviously that's not too hard, but you know what I mean

excellent choice

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I'm not ginger, you neurotic jew.

I mean, if you buy into the aliens = demons thing... then eating space raiders means you are consuming demons, as opposed to the body of Christ with the Eucharist.

what cloud

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I was playing lost ark all day but I got bored and uninstalled
now I want to play it again

not bad leaf, not bad

Golden Gate Bridge? Beachy Head? That forest in Japan?

You're a nonce.

the storm mate

yes you are

thou perturbed brethren...? tarry a while and sup from mine beaker

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I just unsubbed and uninstalled ff14 after playing it for a year. I don't think I can commit to another mmo even a free one especially since it's Amazon backed with a load of Twitch streamers shilling it like crazy.

you're a fucking GINGER CUNT

Been watching restoration videos to unwind recently on youtube

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>live in a stone cottage with 2 foot walls
>cosy as fuck, sleep like a baby when its windy

My cousin lives in a deanoblock, large crack in his gable wall appeared last night. His pig of a wife hasnt stfu about it on facebook all day

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I feel you on that
online games are cancer nowadays
between the tactics they use to get you hooked
the negative incentivisation such as time limited events
the pay to win
fuck it all
I always go back to modding classic doom me
might reinstall elder scrolls online tho
I always had fun with that

I've been playing Total War Warhammer

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100mph down here means smashed up marina pontoons and some downed trees
the yokels ain't bothered which is usually a good sign

night lads

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I almost wanted to play ff14, but I decided against it since I missed it the first time around. No point in starting an MMO when it's basically finished.

>you're a fucking GINGER CUNT
Ramblings of a schizo jew oy vey!

lol :P :) xD

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The councils closed the promenade, high tide+storm=shingle coming up onto the roads

night mate

post hair you ginger mothercucked CUNT

lower right pic has to be shopped right?

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>lives in a stone cottage
Absolutely jelly of you user, stuck in a council estate. Wish I had a comfy little cabin in the woods.

sweet dreams user, I'll be off too.

what storm

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>post hair you ginger mothercucked CUNT
You're a nonce living in Runcorn.

I love living on a hill.

My place is on a hill too, its comfy

if only you knew how bodacious things really are

It’s too early to be seething

eddie's long lost brother?

>he won't post hair
you're a ginger fucking coward cunt and I am going to smash your fucking head in

when i was a young kid i believed living on a hill meant i would never drown :)

All land is “on a hill” you mongs

There are council houses in my village, well built ones too. Come to the peak district

What about land at the bottom of the hill?

Go on. Do him

you're a fucking hill

they mean at the peak (apex?) of an upward incline

Watching deep impact thinking you were safe lol
Ok, i live on a bigger than average hill

Ur mums a hill

My town is literally a hill. Slopes down towards the river. I live at the top like a king.

This has fucked my head

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>tripfag
You're completely rattled. I'd knock the fuck out m8.

that is your head?

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Is that a macro lens image of a million?

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>>live in a stone cottage with 2 foot walls
COR.
Do you have any insulation on the inside or it just the stone walls?
My nan has a stone cottage a bit like that, only thing is there's no loft insulation and in the bedroom I stay in there is a sloping roof directly above the bed, so when it rains hard you can hear it.
There's also no kind of heating upstairs and only one plug socket upstairs too.

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Is that the pear shaped earth Neil was on about?

top kek

waterside court old coach road runcorn cheshire you won't
spastic larping gingernut cowardly spastic anonymong CUNT I've fucking had it with you

it's bullshit

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Shut up you mong. You couldn’t even knock out a wank.

call me 'mr big'

South-east here. Windy yesterday and fuck all today so far.
If this storm turns out to be bullshit I'll be slightly pissed.

having some weird peanut stew from co-op and its actually dead nice

What?

I have Hank as my profile picture on my computer.

oh mate...
you might wanna re-read that label...

while the earth isn't a perfect sphere, it isn't that deformed either.