IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING

100+ MPH winds in britain tomorrow.
Red warnings issued - threat to life.

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OMFG STRONG FARTS COMING ITS FUCKING OVER

I say this unironically mate:
Get all your supplies for drinking and cooking now. Buy a lot of bottled water, and foods that will last for about 1-2 weeks without needing to be chilled.

Go outside and party in the weather, it will be the best feeling of your life. Then, the supply lines will be down for a few days or weeks after, and having a stock of alcohol and bottled water now is important. Board up your windows.
Board up your windows.
Board up your windows.

And then go outside and drink.

t. Storm Survivor and enjoyer. If you have questions please ask!

Your country is smaller than the storm and has no barriers to weaken it. This will fuck you cunts.

I have 40L of bottled water and plenty of tinned food.

That's fuckall, had that the other day.

That's loads then, as I said you'll need enough for a few days to a week or two. Really alcohol is a bigger concern if you enjoy a cheeky beer, you will run out in about 2-3 days because there will be no supply lines for a week.

They just need to wear their masks

Time to blow some stink off that island

Don't eat the yellow snow.

>there will be no supply lines for a week.
Lmao retard

I have about 20L of spirits I bought cheap in lanzarote

>Buy a lot of bottled water
Do you know how much it rains here?

more stink than island at this point

Oh you sweet summer children.

A wind just blew over my house

Our water lines are underground, so I didn't think water would be an issue. Currently got 1-2 weeks of food if rationed. I don't think the wind will cause much harm, unlike americans we make houses out of brick.

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Livestream when? Storm streams with Any Forums has been comfy all the way back to 2011

I hope we don't get hit too hard, lost a part of my roofing and the neighbor's folded open like a taco with a lighter storm a few years ago, no fun and a lot of stress.
I don't know how mutts live in places where it goes twice as hard, that's insane

Man trust me, storms like these will do all manner of retarded things, and you don't want to drink the "boil order" water. Lol.

Do you also make trees which don't come out of the ground and debris which does not hit your house? Lol.
Really it won't be major, as I said you should
>prepare
and then
>party

>tfw 10m tall trees down the end of my garden
welp

in about an hour, we might see some irish anons flying across the sky as they get blown away

It's a storm, sure it's a strong one but it's not a hurricane, our weather isn't like yours burgerfriend. They'll be a few trees blown onto railway tracks, a few tiles will slip off rooves, and wheelie bins will be knocked over. That's it.

They're comparing it to the great storm of '87, when 42 people died. But this time it's happening in the daytime.

We can only hope.

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Maybe their pot of gold will blow over and i can gibs me dat.

Uh, I literally have lived through multiple hurricanes and this is a hurricane my dude.
Are you dumb or something? I expect massive devastation in some parts and blown about tree branches with people saying "that's it?" in others.

Yeah maybe a few people will die this time, but it's not a SHTF situation like that burger was implying.

who is using their weather control weapons against us?

It's not a hurricane, it's not a tropical storm.
It's a european windstorm with explosive cyclogenesis

OI GOVNA, U GOT UR "STANDING OUTSIDE IN THE WIND" LOISCOINSE??

>OMFG STRONG FARTS COMING ITS FUCKING OVER
You clearly don't remember 1990 or 1987. This isn't America where you can just rebuild your shanty town after a hurricane blows through. This is going to fuck over a lot of people. If your plan was to get a train or drive somewhere tomorrow you're not going to get to your destination. This is the first major storm during daylight hours in many decades. It's gonna be pretty mad, and hundreds of people will die.