Poos running NASA literally have diarrhea because Musk has a beautiful rocket design.
The future is 1930s.
SpaceX 1930s design makes NASA engineers have shitting attacks
Hudson Cook
Jackson Williams
>it's a tube
MUSK IS GOING TO PUT A PAIN COMPLIANCE CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN
Ethan Myers
What went so terribly wrong?
Elijah Roberts
*Boeing engineers, ftfy. Nasas been waiting for working hardware for years.
Liam Evans
>33 engines
ngmi
Jackson King
It looks like a giant dildo.
Liam Gonzalez
It looks like a giant dick.
Jordan Williams
And you vill be happy, as a matter of biological fact
Jayden Nguyen
Wernher von Musk
Landon Diaz
It's N+32, mega redundancy
Isaiah Ramirez
All rockets do you fucking coomers
Juan Sullivan
Will we live to see the day where monkeys were experimented on successfully and achieve full consciousness and take on the AI personalities from our satellites and all of the childless women adopt them? At this rate I’d settle for a robot womb on Mars. Wish I could pay Amber Heard to have a child with a strangers body.
>I had a little monkey and I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread
>along came a choochoo knocked my monkey cookoo and now my monkeys dead
Matthew Richardson
Yes?
Aiden Taylor
>70 years of ogive design and cfd
>all culminating in a giant depiction of manhood
Women btfo
Ryder Price
>all rockets look like sex objects
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke Richardson
I thought they mothballed NASA, then they had a bunch of niggers in NASA as some globohomo promo, and now NASA is shitting? What a useless fucking organization.
Wyatt Thompson
women start gorrilla fucking in 3..2..1
Jackson Thomas
what are you gonna do i seen it happen dont hate indians but it's the same shit
>bunch of indians get hired
>indians only hire or support indians into the job
>no white or other people get to work in the job
>everyone in the field is suddenly indian only
>seen it happen in hospitals all board of directors are indians not sure how many of them are competant or good workers
same shit is probably happening in nasa bet most of them are indians there
god bless elon musk for doing what he's doing he might be full of shit but he's helping humanity
Gavin Collins
They haven't been able to do shit ever since all the German scientists retired and were replaced by diversity hires.
Cooper Reyes
Alexander Rodriguez
digits of truth
James Brooks
Gattacca vibes.
Jonathan Cooper
You realise nasa are subcontracting a lot of their launches to spacex? Why would they be concerned that the people they are paying to put stuff into orbit have a GOOD VEHICLE TO PUT STUFF INTO ORBIT WITH you fucking brainlet
Parker Russell
foxnews.com
1 John 2:22 I hate the antichrist