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Christ
Alexander Bennett
William Mitchell
tl;dr
Xavier Watson
>yes goyim buy a (((wedding ceremony)))
Carter Brooks
DIDNT READ DONT GIVE A SHIT
Oliver Robinson
Faggot redditor wifes up some whore from college that him and his friends passed around the first time they met. Said friends are invited to be in the wedding and call him the fag he is on social media. Redditor seethes and cries to Reddit about it, instead of doing something about it. Probably some balding libcuck with a fat girlfriend.
Matthew Perry
why did i just read all of that
Nolan Gutierrez
I back the groom. Who gives a fuck? You’re supposed to back your bro, it’s not like she was still a slut for the 6 years she was with him or they woulda told him.
My best friend could marry a porn star and as long as she and him are good together I’m happy for him.
Anyways this is made up to appeal to Reddit sluts and their white knights.
Nolan Murphy
Caleb Thompson
Nice. Thanks man. See how easy that was OP?
Angel Gray
they all fucked her and didn't want to tell him
true friends
Kayden Smith
Backing your bro means telling him that marrying a slut that got a train run on her by all his friends is a bad idea
Jacob Green
they took the insults of him and didn't break
and tell him the details it means he is the dick
Liam Jones
this.
Jose Rivera
Why is that a bad idea? They’ve been happily in love for 6 years apparently, with no other sluttery once they were dating.
Cooper Gomez
This
Luis Diaz
Spot on.
Cameron Allen
Not happy enough if some mean words upset them. Clearly slutshaming works.
Jace Long
Based.
Alexander Rivera
Bentley Bell
>just normie things
Sebastian Young
This shit glows.
Xavier Martinez
>i cannot wait to be her husband
faggot.
you get what you fucking deserve
Jayden Young
my friend met his evil ex in a drunken threesome, I just don't see how that kind of thing can work but hey
Wyatt Gonzalez
Imagine taking 6 years to get married.
Meanwhile I'll be getting an arranged marriage and the rules are no earlier than 3 months and no later than 6 months. We have to marry in that timeframe.
Alexander Robinson
? That’s not an argument. I mean it’s generally considered rude to call someone a slut in a public forum, where sexual taboos are not generally brought up. If my ex started talking openly about my sex life on Instagram I would want her to stop as well as it’s just not what polite society does.
Jonathan Sullivan
My brother is a stereotypical crayon eating Marine Corps dumbass. Him and his wife spent 30k on their wedding, which they had to take out loans just to pay for. I wasn’t invited, but wouldn’t have been able to afford attending even if I was since he had it in California and everyone I know who went spent a minimum of 2 grand just on expenses.
Jacob Morris
Dude, in THEORY it COULD maybe (unicorns rare) turn out okay.
In reality 1000% of the time it's going to end horribly and everyone will tell you "I told you so".
When a woman throws herself at you, you need your bros to talk sense into you.
Speaking from experience btw.