Ey yo, G-dalf

>ey yo, G-dalf
>these be our mountains and shit, nigga
>fuck you mean you all talking about "we" gotta fight the dark lord?
>nigga, who is "we"?
>oh hell nah
>nigga got a big flamin' eye and shit tho
>man I ain't be doing this shit no mo'

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>who the fuck you callin' "dark elf", nigga

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Nigger

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That shit is cancer

We are happy to have you here queen Nigress.

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Ayo uh you bes watch yoself cracka or I'm finna get me some of Dat ass of yours no cap on God you kinda sus

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Indeed

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I think I understand why the Elves wouldn't let the Dwarves come over to the Undying Lands now...

>shieet we wuz elves nigga

Uhh funny... let me try...
>Ay yo man... racism is dumb and not funny. Every time I make a racist "joke", it dumbs down the quality of discourse in the community. It also outs me as an ignorant and awful person that does not deserve the privilege of free speech
Do you like it OP?

I'm actually really excited for this. You know how after you keep a prisoner in your rape dungeon for like 3 years, and around year 2 they just kind of give up hope of freedom, and start to develop a relationship with you and re-normalize their surroundings? Like how even if you rape and torture them, they just blithely accept it and see it as normal, even as kinda fun?
Yeah that's how I feel about this shit now. It's kind of.. nice. I'm even starting to feel like I have some sort of power now. When master rapes me, he chose me, not you, ME! Master thinks I'm special, he thinks I matter more. Master is good and wise.

(you)
You will be the first to be raked

Ib4 they make the “Dark Lord”, the protagonist fighting against a white majority state

I had a
mind to make a body of more or less connected legend, ranging from the large
and cosmogonic, to the level of romantic fairy-story – the larger founded on the
lesser in contact with the earth, the lesser drawing splendour from the vast
backcloths – which I could dedicate simply to: to England; to my country. It
should possess the tone and quality that I desired, somewhat cool and clear, be
redolent of our ‘air’ (the clime and soil of the North West, meaning Britain and
the hither parts of Europe: not Italy or the Aegean, still less the East), and, while
possessing (if I could achieve it) the fair elusive beauty that some call Celtic
(though it is rarely found in genuine ancient Celtic things), it should be ‘high’,
purged of the gross, and fit for the more adult mind of a land long now steeped
in poetry. JRR Tolkien letter to Milton Waldman 1951

>Don Lemon Elf with a fade
They truly gave zero fucks.

What's hilarious though is I heard they contractually obligated to produce 5-6 seasons of this, so even after it bombs they can't quietly cancel it. And they'll be forced to waste hundreds of millions of dollars year after year on it. Which only make more and more people hate them.

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Hollywood jews already make their money before the show is even released. Skeleton crews of writers and video editors are the only ones who actually suffer from making these. The producers and shotcallers make their money, which is how they are able to continue cranking out this stuff. The "get woke go broke" shit is a myth.

They should just go full retard, and make the Orcs misunderstood victims of Human oppression.

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BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!!! ITS THE GRAND NEGRESS! I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU!

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already been done with warcraft 3 and DND taking out evil races for the sake of inclusion.

ladies & gents,
proof positive
the left can neither meme, nor bantz

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If star trek discovery is managing to make season after season of UTTER SHIT i think theyll do just fine in terms of money, plus more material for us to criticize

Ayo u finna toss dis rang in dat VOLKANGO??

>Nigolas

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i would watch that movie

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Carlos!

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>>eyooo Da’Gandamir, dat be duh Shay-errr where Keysam and ShaPippen took be, whid his fren’ DaMerrius Weather, mayunnn han’ me dat pipe weeet imma smoke eeet up

>>smacks lips

>>mayunnn sheeyit whatchu know ‘bout Surrrron? Da OG lawd dem Rangs? Eyooo where surrron at? Whaddabout Surruman da white? Man dass some rayciss sheeyit. Ey man, ey, ey man, ey ey man, seen’t Isildurrrr lately?

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>Dark Lord
I'm surprised they didn't change the villain to White.

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Will they be stealing everything or is amazon gonna culturally appropriate them to be white

>doesn't like racism
>supports "diversifying" a specifically Anglo-Saxon mythos
I see you Rabbi.

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> dat rich nigga L’rawnd, I told em “dont Rivenfuck wif me”

Look, I'm just not gonna watch it okay?

I know, i know, it's just that I'm not interested.

I'm just...not gonna watch it is all

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>Transdalf
>Gibmi
>Ayomir
>Xilob
>Dinduthor
>Reebeard
>(((Radagassed)))
>Beanermir
>Mohammed Bomberdil
>Merry Brokenbuck