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Meanwhile, in Scotland, where we didn't sell out our NHS to pharma companies.
>GF has pain in her abdomen
>calls up doc, told to go see him
>drive to doctors, get in and see the dude within 5 minutes
>"We'll get you up to the hospital for xray"
>she gets ambulance to take her to hospital
>Xray done, Blood taken, Mass found
>Doc comes in, explains a mass on her ovary
>bunch of checks done that day, cyst
>spend 2 days in hospital, surgeon visits, drugs and diet sorted pre-surgery
>take out mass, 3st cyst, managed to savethe ovary
>get out hospital the next day
>get drugs prescription brought to the house by pharmacy
>staff nurse visits once a week to check stitching
>4 weeks later, all healed up
>this was over Xmas time, at their busiest time.

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BUILT FOR BBC

>Meanwhile, in Scotland, where we didn't sell out our NHS to pharma companies.

I am so tired user. I have been having tension in my cervical and nape for four months. And doctors in this shithole cant treat me for shit.

Your stupid porridge wog girlfriend shouldn't have taken the vax, then they wouldn't have had to cut her open to remove the haggis from her cunt innards.

She was vaxxed, wasn’t she?

has your gf had BBC?

Get mad, farheed.
none of us are vaxxed, make sure you get on the prayer mat and present your arse to allah the next time Doctor Raj suggests you take a little prick for BoJo

No, just a polycystic-ovary

>3st cyst,

How do you not know youve got 3st mass growing inside of you? How fat is this bitch that 3st of added mass is undetectable to the naked eye.

>muh Scotland is different from Britain meme

Americans so obsessed with BBC, never seen a nigger outside of Edinburgh.
>tfw not even 1% black

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it was weaved around her organs, the twisted ovary gave her the pain.

Did she not weigh herself and wonder why shes gained 3st despite no change in diet?

>Brags about his girlfriend getting railed by a staff nurse once a week
Lmao why are Scots so obsessed with being cuckolds and then loudly proclaiming it to the world?

>How do you not know youve got 3st mass growing inside of you?

She's Scottish.

Three stone is breakfast.

Wait, it was actually 3 stone and you didn't notice? FFS I've had girlfriends that weigh 7 stone, fuck your life lol

I think he means 3 cm? Idk I only speak freedom units

Stones are freedom units, José.

Similar experience desu
Scottish NHS actually works

No, he meant 3 stone = 42 Lbs, he's in love with an Aberdeen-Angus.

It took a few years for it to get that big and yes, she was very underweight when it came out, she was always a stick, still is, it's surprising how much weight can be in an organ weaving mass... i guess thats why they call it a mass, right?

yeah, railed by the 50 year old little woman nurse who came in to check her stitches once a week while i stood there and made small talk until she fucked off.

No, not 3cm... 3 stone.
it was a big bitch, this wasnt keyhole surgery, she got cut from cunt to belly button

she is 9st now, how much does your hand weigh?

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Doc fucked your gf in the asshole basterd bitch

thanking you memflag sirs.

Everywhere not England is different.
England is a fucking hellhole now. It never used to be like this, the NHS in England worked fine before they changed it from a cooperative to competitive model and royally fucked their budgets in the process.
Even Wales performs better than them now and they were the worst.

I Think Ireland are pretty fucked, I have a friend from down Cork way and she says their NHS is shite.
But nowhere near as bad as England, they sold out one of the only good things about the country.
Doubt many will be banging pots and pans at the door for them now.

>It took a few years for it to get that big
I bet it did

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You need a license for a fucking air rifle and get arrested for accidentally upsetting people.

Go fuck yourself you skirt wearing paki shagger.

>But nowhere near as bad as England
I am surprised it took this long to collapse given what they have done with replacing the population with nogs and pakis.

If England goes down, it will take us with it and probably Wales and Ireland as well.

>You need a license for a fucking air rifle
I used to seethe about this too, however the local bird life is under a lots less pressure from scrotes with airguns. This I approve of being I was once a scrote with an airgin.

big blonde clit?