Imagine you come home and she's sitting at your computer reading everything you've written about her on Any Forums

Imagine you come home and she's sitting at your computer reading everything you've written about her on Any Forums.
What do you do next?

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Rape her

Laugh

check my compass i've obviously been walking in circles

Apologize.

1pbp, not gonna use a condom either, they are bad for the environment

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Shit in her shoe

Tackle and restrain her while I dial 911.

Fpbp

>Do you really want to have hardcore sex with me while you're eating a hamburger?
Yes

Shoot her and then put a kitchen knife in her hand before niggermortis kicks in. Then call the RCMP.

Feed her some of my fresh cum she's soo small

Would

eggs

Fpbp
Jesus Christ user I know it was an easy shot, but

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Did she break into my house?
Castle doctrine

Turn 360 and walk out

>How dare you!

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oh great another porno mad-libs thread

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Why did you make it?

Yes, you have to eat the whole bowl. Yes all the eggs

/

>greta noooo!

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Shoot the intruder and call the police

You can't make me

fpbp

Say to her "You know the rules..."

>.t addicted to coffee

What the fuck is up with the completely shitty photoshop of what's behind her?
What are they hiding?
Was she watching porn or something?

Lol

That's a plaque you retard

cook dinner, open a bottle of wine. you know, normal stuff.

Any Forums tier shit user, aim higher ffs