Imagine you come home and she's sitting at your computer reading everything you've written about her on Any Forums.
What do you do next?
Imagine you come home and she's sitting at your computer reading everything you've written about her on Any Forums
Rape her
Laugh
check my compass i've obviously been walking in circles
Apologize.
1pbp, not gonna use a condom either, they are bad for the environment
Shit in her shoe
Tackle and restrain her while I dial 911.
Fpbp
>Do you really want to have hardcore sex with me while you're eating a hamburger?
Yes
Shoot her and then put a kitchen knife in her hand before niggermortis kicks in. Then call the RCMP.
Feed her some of my fresh cum she's soo small
Would
eggs
Fpbp
Jesus Christ user I know it was an easy shot, but
Did she break into my house?
Castle doctrine
Turn 360 and walk out
>How dare you!
oh great another porno mad-libs thread
Why did you make it?
Yes, you have to eat the whole bowl. Yes all the eggs
/
>greta noooo!
Shoot the intruder and call the police
You can't make me
fpbp
Say to her "You know the rules..."
>.t addicted to coffee
What the fuck is up with the completely shitty photoshop of what's behind her?
What are they hiding?
Was she watching porn or something?
Lol
That's a plaque you retard
cook dinner, open a bottle of wine. you know, normal stuff.
Any Forums tier shit user, aim higher ffs