Bob Saget was beaten to death. His skull had wounds consistent with being bludgeoned with a baseball bat and his family doesn't want people to know about it? That's weird.
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Bob Saget was beaten to death. His skull had wounds consistent with being bludgeoned with a baseball bat and his family doesn't want people to know about it? That's weird.
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he was probably killed by a nigger
when you fuck the wrong kid.....
More like Bob Faggot!
The media wants to cover it up to stop the spread of nigger hate and his family are just going to cuck to that?
Any oldfags remember a video game called "Bob Saget Killer 2000"? Looks like someone finally had enough of the ol' potty mouthed kike and brained him with the Bear Jew baseball bat.
That sounds like murder, not just a fall.
Why arent more people covering this?! Bob Saget was murdered!
of course they do. they're judens
There once was a chink driver
who drove into the mire.
Circumstances became worse
when he ventured to reverse
The car was made in China.
There once was a janitor
who possessed a dilator.
He thought it was a neat trick
to amputate his own dick.
He killed himself soon after.
Besides Trevor Moore and Bob Sagat, have any other celebrities died by inexplicably smashing their heads recently?
There once was a janitor
who possessed a dilator.
He thought it was a neat trick
to amputate his own dick.
He killed himself soon after.
Is there any footage of what happened?
I'll bet it would make a funny home video
knock knock knock
The nigger jogged down the street.
It thought its actions were discreet.
It entered through the window
unaware of the shadow
it would soon regret to meet.
Anastacia Palasczcuk
won’t work on a saturday.
They all laughed at the old tart,
when she let out a huge fart.
The stench made them run away.
Falling and hitting your head is "consistent with being bludgeoned with a baseball bat" you moron.
The mutt crawled out of its bed.
Walking? Bah, I’ll drive instead.
It absorbed propaganda
as it slurped on its soda.
That country is truly dead.
let's see, full house:
saget was murdered
dave coulier oughtta know
lori laughlin went to jail
mary kate olsen sent her security guard to find heath ledger's dead body
It really does sound like it. I mean....I doubt he picked up a baseball bat and tried to beat himself to death with it. Even a fall in the bathroom wouldn't produce injuries like that.
The family were the ones who voluntarily let the information out about his autopsy results, and now they want to put the lid back on it? Did someone threaten or bribe them?
News just had Candace Cameron Bure on to talk about Saget and a charity thing she's doing in his name for scleroderma research and she was so uncomfortable at the mention of the autopsy. This really does all smell pretty badly.
I mean, who benefits from the guy buying the farm? His wife, presumably. I wonder if she has someone else lined up yet. Maybe whoever was hired to do the deed was supposed to just make it look like a fall but they fucked it up. Overkill. One question I have, is how would he have THAT bad of a bathroom fall (or any fall, really) and somehow not have a single other injury, bruise or whatever on his entire body?
You forgot these: ((()))
The autopsy report says so you moron
>scleroderma research
that was the angle i was thinking
>hydroxychloroquine
Joe Rogan better watch out!
Witnessed.
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Holy fuck, hydroxychloroquine is used to treat scleroderma. I did not know that.
What the hell?!? What is going on?
New images just leaked of the crime scene!
Probably his wife for Bob banging all the whores on the road.
moonman got his kike ass
bobs wife busy making money whore roasties
>tfw had this game on DOS
Completely forgot this existed, based oldfag is based
He probably fell in the shower, retard.
keep going
God this would be so satisfying, if a kid he was raping ended up raping his skull with a baseball bat.
6 GORILLION HOURS IN MSPAINT. WITNESS MEEEEEE
Creepypasta
yeah falling in the shower is like falling 20 or 30 feet.
"You see smeagle, you beat the FUCK out of that slimy little thing."
Smeagle did it