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Do I have to eat all the eggs?

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How many eggs do you guys eat in a week? I usually go through a 15 egg tray.

If you want a desert, yes.

Half that. No supermarket eggs though.

a couple of emu eggs

It gets worse doesn't it, pal?

its always darkest before the dawn and the dawn is a long way off

Neither do I. They are bought from a local farm, where the little cluckers can run free.

How big are they, and do they taste different from chicken eggs?

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holy shit. you guys are not fucking around.

Excellent. Same.

KEK

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Always does.

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it always does brother

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What about taste?

Stoffel
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Burgers start at three on a plate. That is for kids and bitches. Men start at four to six and a qtr pound of bacon. Four peices of toast mandatory. Real butter. No idea how many fags take at a time.

I like four, over easy. Two toast, hash browns or better yet country fries. Stack of hot cakes, extra butter. Four cups coffee, black. Keeps a man up and moving until 1600.

Better to spend $20. for a big breakfast than eat serial and that much worth in McDonalds or package shit at lunch.

For myself 30 a week on average, depends how the chooks are feeling, kids always get their serve first.

just had breakfast how you guys holding up

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both emu and ostrich are pretty similar to chicken eggs. Ostrich are noticeably richer and more buttery.
Emu can have a bit of a tang to them

BWE

>How many eggs do you guys eat in a week? I usually go through a 15 egg tray.
>in a week
>15 eggs
About twice that. I eat 4-5 per meal, with a bit of smoked sausage or bacon and a quarter bread. Two glasses of 6% milk as a chaser. Eat eggs in the morning most days, sometimes for lunch.

Who the fuck hunts with a sawed off? The effective range of a full barrel shotgun forces it's limitation to small game.

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I've eaten scrambled emu and ostrich egg. The emu wasn't bad but the ostrich was excellent.

u always call me fren, fren. but did u know im not actually green skinned? fren? i wish all frens could just get along

Pretty good, embracing the struggle.
We do have Ostrich farms here, perhaps it will go nicely with Carbonara.

Me too fren.

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I said come in, don't just stand there.

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honestly would be pretty good you just need to get the ratios of the other ingredients right. Ostrich are better than emu but I don't live by an ostrich farm

Are you black sir?

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“Cereal”, Cletus. It’s “cereal”.