>builds a doorway to one place the ring can be destroyed
>literally the only reason for a doorway to be there
>despite being a master craftsman doesn’t even forge a padlock for it
>in fact there isn’t even a door just a frame
>doesn’t post a single guard at the doorway
>incel neck beards are mad that sjw are “ruining” this
Builds a doorway to one place the ring can be destroyed
William Long
Kevin Gonzalez
Doesn't that nigger always gaze at mount doom to make sure no one tries any funny shit?
Liam Howard
Sauron never in wildest dreams imagined a couple fat faggot hobbits wandering across mordor on foot with the ring
Jack Richardson
>Still only gets destroyed on a fluke
Jackson Stewart
>metaphor for hubris goes right over an amerimutt's head
The irony. Aren't you supposed to be using your 2nd amendment against a fake president and tyrannical government by now? In 2 more weeks maybe?
Matthew Adams
spbp
Ian Watson
>>builds a doorway to one place the ring can be destroyed
>>literally the only reason for a doorway to be there
Wasn’t the doorway built to gain access so the rings could be forged?
Asher Jones
It's literally just a movie, calm down.
Cameron Harris
/thread
Jacob Carter
This
Also this
OP is a faggot nu-fan
Levi Barnes
WTF all that brown shit-stained fur between his legs. Jesus Christ nature you're supposed to do better.
Angel Morales
An entire age ago lmao
Asher Hernandez
for real something like 4000 years. probably forgot he even had a door
Landon Walker
Retards arguing over a movie
Jaxson Lopez
Why didn't Frodo just get a ride on one of those big eagles straight to that door and drop the ring in it?
David Powell
Michael Cruz
Winged Nazgul
Blake Morris
One does not simply fly eagles into Mordor.
William Nelson
So, just walk in with your fat hobbit servant instead? They fucked up and were extremely lucky to get away with it. Irresponsible midgets.
Nolan Young
Wow. This is not even worth engaging in a dispute over. F off.
Asher Garcia
They were, and Sam wasn't a fat Hobbit, but a badass in books, also Frodo.
And the felloship was supposed to be by Aragorn, a very skilled Elf with a Millennium of experience, a mighty dwarf and a demigod, you know the story.
And the distruction of the ring doesn't make magically disappear all Sauron's army, that's mobile syntesys.
Colton Brooks
They had to sneak past a spooky green city that glowed in the dark, too. It must have been full of CIA agents or something.
Caleb Foster
>Sauron never in wildest dreams imagined a couple fat faggot hobbits wandering across mordor on foot with the ring
KEK
Logan Peterson
>place ring in wax to hide it
>draw rune on it
>dress up as scary horse man
>tell local orcs this must be taken to MY DOOM and thrown in the volcano or"I will rape your ass!"
>sit at home and drink and wait
Matthew Rodriguez
This, Sauron was totally convinced that the ring's ability to corrupt was an absolute and he was more or less correct. Its not so much he didn't expect that somebody would try to throw the ring into the fire, but he didn't expect anybody to have the will to resist the ring's will long enough to act through on it.