HALT! Ihre papiere bitte

I'm going to keep this running all day until the mods ban me. I think a lot of people enjoy these threads

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Shalom.

Hello Sir, on my way to the GloryHammer concert

Rollamg

How do you do, my fellow nazis?

oh kek

hallo meine freund hat Sie dieser "mai mai" schauen?

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Oy fuckin' vey

rollan

Be with youse in a sec.

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grey or brown? doesn't matter. reroll

Always suspected that lots of natzees were cryptoYids.

niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger

SMELLY FUCKING A P E

fug.

here we go

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There is clearly some sort of error here.

Gutten morgen das officer

Jawohl

Rollin

THE IRONY

Guys, how do I make my eyes rounder?

checked. if only you got that the first time

ah, hallo freund.

Don't mind me, just passing through

Hier Herr Sturmührer

At least I get to go to a summer camp

>HALT! Ihre papiere bitte
fugg

Oh uhhh Heil Hitler, mate.

Rolling

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Rerolling for deployment

Wait am I purple or pink?

nice one

Roll for keks

Hallo fellow Aryan

roll?

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Reporting in.

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Nein! HALT ICH BIN NICHT JUDEN

pink. sorry bro

wurfeln

You're pink faggot.

>1488
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Rolling

Shitpost on the side never hurts

>JA GUTEN TAG!!

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Heil Hitler!

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Rolling

Let me Pass, the Soviets are coming!!

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Oh nooo, don’t use the C&B torture on me owo

Rolling

here my papers.

OPCP JTPM ZCJA MQEL YSKB BDEV CJEP CIAU REED

Watch it sissy

HEIL!

DIGITS AND I DINE WITH ADOLF TONIGHT!

Rœl Bump

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Hello.

Hallo

Rolling for dübs

never taking it(the vaccine) and never showing them(my papers)

Typical

Zum befehl!

Was ist der Befehl?

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what the fuck is this shit.

I will lead the final solution

Heil Hitler

Here is my ID, mein freund. On my way to the armory to grab an MP40.

Can't tell if that was brown or red. Reroll for color blindness.

NIGGER