OPERATION 1 APPLE 1 DOLLAR:
The plan is as simple as can be.
1. Get as many people as you can to carry 1 apple in one hand, and 1 dollar bill in the other.
2. En masse, in front of as many cameras and police as possible, hand them to a trucker.
THAT'S IT, YOU WIN
Imagine an armed police officer arresting an old woman for handing a trucker 1 apple and 1 dollar, now times that by a hundred.
They won't risk that.
Instead you'll have thousands of images of smiling Canadians handing smiling truckers 1 shiny apple, and 1 crisp dollar bill.
MAKE THEM ENFORCE THEIR LAWS
SHOW PEOPLE THE ABSURDITY
EMBRACE YOUR HUMANITY
SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
HOW TO BEAT TRUDEAU
Isaiah Hughes
Cameron Sanders
We don't have $1 bills...
Dylan Ramirez
use the equivalent amigo, its just a term
Kayden Parker
>1 crisp dollar bill.
1 shiny dollar coin.
Caleb Cox
2 rolls of toilet paper. That is unironically the buying power of a dollar.
Nolan Collins
Giving illegal loonies to the illegal honkers is poetic
Oliver Murphy
>MAKE THEM ENFORCE THEIR LAWS
Why not kill them instead?
Luke Rivera
Canadians embraced chip cards and tap payment wholesale long before all the coof bullshit. So the dollar part is kind of meh.
Eli Morris
even better. the idea is to stay small and make the canadian govt arrest citizens over having an apple and a dollar, or at least make them question whether they actually wanna go down that road
Asher Clark
Good idea. But does anyone actually believe that these truckers are going to give up because the drama-teacher took their food away? The ones still parked there have openly said they would die outside of parliament before giving up, so this is going to backfire gloriously. Lol.. imagine committing war crimes against your own citizens.
Joseph Kelly
An E transfer, mon ami
Hunter Gonzalez
It's symbolic. The government says they will go after anyone aiding truckers with food or money.
Make them prove it, when they start arresting people for handing apples to truckers, it will not bode well for the govt.
Jack Taylor
We use loonies here you tard.
Kek
Andrew White
How do we not know you are just an apple farmer trying to shill his apples?
Daniel Bell
god i hate you guys so much, but this is interesting enough to override my feelings. first off though, do we even have any confirmation that these truckers *need* anything at all? by nature, truckers are self sufficient and decent planners.
Ayden Morgan
You won't have to if you force them into a situation like this, which they are practically offering up to you on a silver platter.
This can end with all of you being treated like jan6 losers harassed for life, or historical figures exposing tyranny for eternity.
It will cost you 1 apple and 1 dollar
Josiah James
honk honk tres bien
Robert Taylor
see lol kek you nip bastard
Joseph Nguyen
That's a Loon not a Goose.
Loons don't honk.
Michael Baker
all right fine, that makes sense. apples are fairly cheap and it would make for good photos. that said, i dont think anything needs to change at the moment. i know im not canadian, but clearly the truckers have a good thing going. like everything else related to the covid bullshit restrictions and mandates and whatnot, just fuckin ignore it as usual
Carson Robinson
As an American, I am boycotting all Canadian products until Trudeau ends the mandates. #BoycottCanada
Camden Fisher
here's the cvs price where I live.
Show me 2 rolls of toilet paper for a dollar.
Gavin White
lmao
Owen Powell
An apple in Canada is like $17 though
Ayden Davis
OP here, thx to my leaf friends they've informed me the Loonie would be more apt. I think this is a good idea, and if the need arises I may keep the idea afloat The operation name will be changed too 1 APPLE 1 LOONIE
Jack Jones
He'd fuck his mother. Again.
Connor Cox
1 troy oz of maple syrup
Kevin Rivera
>no similar images found
d-did you just take that photo?
Gabriel Bennett
Pretty brilliant. Locking people’s bank accounts for giving someone in apple would be hilarious overreach. (Take all your cash out of the bank before doing this)