Ok, it's easy to say "have kids" and "get a wife" but nobody here provides tips on exactly how to do it.
I already
>Go to the gym
>Have a decent job ($75k in a regular CoL area)
>Don't dress like an autist
But how do I talk to and break the ice with women? Tinder sucks because it's all whores looking for sex or simps, and I can't really open with, "do you want to retire to a farm with me and have 8 kids?"
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Ryder Rodriguez
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Gabriel Martinez
If I kept an American as my pet pig, I would cane his fat tits until they bled. I'd keep caning his tits until the gashing wound resembled a vagina. I would then proceed to fuck his titpussy, using his own blood as lube. I would cum so hard in his titpussy that it would explode from the pressure.
Joshua Morales
why not retard, after you break the ice just lead the convo to relationship outlook and share your autistic coomer thought
Benjamin Robinson
You can, and should open with exactly that.
Jayden Smith
If I kept an American as my pet pig, I would cane his fat tits until they bled. I'd keep caning his tits until the gashing wound resembled a vagina. I would then proceed to fuck his titpussy, using his own blood as lube. I would cum so hard in his titpussy that it would explode from the pressure.
Gabriel Garcia
If I had a pet German, I'd make him wear his facetoilet and shit in his nostrils... but I don't even have to make him.
Aaron Hughes
It’s a proven fact that women at gyms are hornierand more willing to have kids.
Jose Martin
>shower, shave, get a haircut
>become active in your local church (avoid cogic/pcusa/elca)
>grandmas in your congregation will play matchmaker for you because that is their raison d'etre
Samuel Harris
Still pissed off about the war?
Juan Butler
Keep doing what you are doing. The right one really will come around, but you may have to play the game for a while. Don't get demoralized, and also don't be such a fag.
James James
>But how do I talk to and break the ice with women
Xanax
Matthew Rogers
you cant do it safely in the US. in mother russia you can literally grab bitches in public. and you know what? nothing is gonna happen even if you aren't chad. you got good chances to get laid. but in the us...they might call cops on ya
Joshua Watson
>I can't really open with, "do you want to retire to a farm with me and have 8 kids?"
Why not?
Dominic Smith
Is this just krauts and canucks being kikes and cucks or is this legitimately a new pasta?
Angel Ortiz
Go up to random women and ask for their phone numbers. Give yourself a daily quota. Go to the mall and ask random girls who are working retail for their numbers. Eventually one of them WILL say yes.
Oliver Hall
Nice joke
Elijah Lopez
UwU senpai, what would you do if you had a pet Indian boy (me) ? Will you let me suck your Nazi dick ?
Lincoln James
jesus christ. get a hobby, get good at something, go where others gather who do the same shit. I met my wife at a fucking D&D convention because we both like to play and I was an illustrator. You can't find a girl because you are uninteresting as fuck. Quoting memes from 4chins isn't interesting. You fucking zoomers are so pathetic. Fuck.
Charles Garcia
The only decent women today are nuns
Jose Reyes
Such grandmas no longer exist except in backwards rural hick towns in flyover states
Luis Sanders
If you're that invested in normcore life then go to churches and meet a church girl who reads here bible. Don't tell me you don't believe because that's the only social situation you have left for your retarded life choices.
Logan Ortiz
>fart slave
>the nose is covered
Pervs are always retards as well, why that
Joshua Thomas
those are the only areas worth living in
Wyatt Bennett
that's a man, isn't it?
source tho?