Americans share a bedroom with someone else at university. Explain yourselves

Ffs give a nigga a brojob, you fag

it's your fault for getting a roommate and not holding up your end up the deal

>How and why is this a thing in America?
See

How can you trust a bro who wont suck your dick?

eww gays

i got an aspie gf now seethe you buttfucking faggots

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> Taking on student loan debt to live like this
> Roommate wears sneakers while sitting on bed.
> Mom, dad, I ...

>shoe autism
Lol

So let me get this straight. You share a room not just kitchen and bathroom facilities with someone else? And you could be assigned a roommate of the opposite sex?
This situation doesn't seem real.

Do you give her bro jobs at least?

>not just kitchen with someone else
Some dorms don't have these. I suspect those that did would be crazy expensive
>bathrooms
Some have communal bathrooms, I had a jack and Jill set up

y-yeah

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You spend a night or two at most in a hostel and the experience is horrible. That's why people avoid hostels.
Meanwhile Americans live with a random (could be a nigger or something) like in a prison cell for a year or more.
Tell me you don't actually share a bedroom.

>And you could be assigned a roommate of the opposite sex?
Oh, no that's generally not a thing. I mean maybe in some blue state shit holes or something

even co-ed dorms separate females from people

>Explain yourselves
It depends on the university.
Also, israel isn't a real country.

Looks like a Prison cell

>Tell me you don't actually share a bedroom.
OK I won't. But we do

How is this any different to sharing a prison cell? How the fuck do you get privacy

Americans pay 10× more for shittier results in every category because we love giving all our money to jew bankers.

>privacy
What do you need privacy for

>t. Turbo tard

More profit for the elites running the show.

>And you could be assigned a roommate of the opposite sex?
the worst thing that could happen. if shes not fucking you shes going to be fucking random dudes right next to you.

Are you allowed to just jack it furiously and loudly whenever your roommate’s friends or family are over? Obv if they say anything they’d all get slashed, I’m meaning more the university staff allowing it.

how's the weather in Tel Aviv today?

>Are you allowed to just jack it furiously and loudly whenever your roommate’s friends or family are over?
Yea that's totally a normal and sane thing to do

>Tell me you don't actually share a bedroom.

shit, we share the bed!

Hyper socialization = conformist npc's.

So a nigger could get roomed with a girl and see her naked everyday and just rape her when he wants? How is this an acceptable situation

How do autists and people with social anxiety deal with this? Imagine being a shut-in and suddenly living with a jock

>So a nigger could get roomed with a girl and see her naked everyday and just rape her when he wants
Yea that's totally how it works

>How do autists and people with social anxiety deal with this
Probably not well

If you aren't a total asshole he'll probably help you get laid.

>he'll probably help you get laid.
By giving you a bro job

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Just start wanking it.

It is if they’re blonde with big jugs. I’d precision shot my muck like Miggs did to Clarice. Anyway, the Uni staff all cool with live and let live behind closed doors?