Ukraine Countdown Thread

I make this thread not knowing what will or will not happen. All I know is that this is being reported:
>US intelligence said the most likely time for Putin’s order was 3am (1am UK time).
thesun.co.uk/news/17655287/russia-set-invade-ukraine-tomorrow/

This is 8 hours and 15 minutes from now.

What do you think will happen? Do you think they're lying? do you think it's real?

Ukrainian military websites and banks are currently getting DDOS'd.
twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1493623496416628743
>BREAKING: According to Ukraine's cybersecurity centre, the Defense Ministry's, Privatbank's, and Oshadbank's websites are under DDOS attack.

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The Information Security Center at the NSDC confirmed information about a large-scale DDoS attack on Ukraine

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Should we trust the Sun or the Kremlin? Tough choice.

Nothing will happen and the UK needs to stop playing pretend world power.

Nothing will happen as usual, watch and learn

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it's really suspect how specific these time frames they're giving us.

Like who the fuck schedules "invade ukraine" on their google calendar?

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Nothing will happen and if it does, there will be no bloodshed, Boris and Biden will save us.

lol
lmao

2 more weeks

user, I...

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no es mi problema

Try accessing your online bank hohol

Even oligarchs are running away

Es va a estar tu problema

Everyone is so stupid thinking it's russia or ukraine going to make a move. It's the fucking US, just like Britain starting every fucking war so the bankers get profit and power. Along with millions sacrificed for their entertainment.

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>t. mykolo el hoholes

>This is 8 hours and 15 minutes from now.

It's about 327 hours and 45 minutes too early

>US intelligence said...

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Post yfw it turns out CIA is behind cyberattack

6̶:̶3̶0̶P̶M̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶
8̶:̶3̶0̶P̶M̶ ̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶s̶ ̶
1:00AM invade Ukraine

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>hedonistic backwater oligarch cucks have access to actual real insider intel from direct CIA sources bro

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it likely is because it's a nothingburger good only for sensationalism

kek

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Good god how many more days I have to endure this shit ahhhhhhh.
Nothing is going to happen, get over it

Absolutely nothing will happen other then Putin and Biden circlejerking how they prevented a crisis

Sorry i don't speak Mongolian

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Two more weeks.

I legit bet some drunk Hohol army will start WW3 by shooting at the Russian army.

The CIANiggers will shit the bed after that.

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Soon you will

What wouldn't I give to be a fly on the wall in CIA's office if it happens

>Soon you will
Shit, why?
Will the Hungarians invade my banana republic?

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just until we flatten the curve

Getting concerning reports coming in that Putin has installed a big red button on his desk that says "Invade Ukraine" on it, and that he's hovering his finger over it as the general staff look on, sweating nervously.

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I don't know why we're supposed to be simping for Ukraine. Ukrainians are just as subhuman as Russians from my experience.

Won't happen tonight. Russian doctrine of confusion.
>we're attacking tonight 1am
>whoops sorry, meant to say 3am
>we're not going to attack at all, silly
>we will attack, but only if you do(n't) X
>we were never going to attack lmfao, who told you that
>we might attack, got our troops right here, so don't do anything stupid
>we ordered some of our troops back, nothing's gonna happen, why u acting so serious? :(
>actually we're not withdrawing, holy shit, look how gullible you are lol jk might attack later anyway but probably not (maybe we will though)

5 million female refugees incoming.

There is 0 chance that putin invades on the time which its publicly stated to happen dude.. Use your brain ffs

two weeks

70% nothing happens 29.9999% USA or its proxies do a false flag that isn't just gay hacking shit in Ukraine, 0.00001% chance Russia invades

>YOU'RE ABSORBING TOO MUCH WATER STOP ABSORBING TOO MUCH WATER

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You are literally a Hunnic–Avar shit-eyed rapebaby.

When Putin needs to use the washroom, he has his best man watching the button!

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Well i prefer Russians, over Hohols.

Russians have given us great inventors, poets, writers, artists.

Where as the Ukies only gave us pornstars and by far the worst kind of Jews in history.

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