Olaf Scholz invited to Putin in Kremlin

You get to this table and he offers you tea. What are you going to do?

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i will tell him i can't hear him because he is so far away

>What are you going to do?
Drink the tea

Do the needful

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scholz is there right now? do you think he is gonna suck off putin under the table when the camera people arent looking?

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Imagine being so paranoid that you think every man wants to drug you to have gay sex with you.

>art

I would nuke that table

Climb onto the table and walk to the center. Then talk down to him from my position of authority for the rest of the meeting.

Jesus! Scholz is a massive manlet and still taller than Putin. Just how short is he?

ask for vodka, only girls drink tea

Around 140cm

My nigga Putin finna been social distancing since day 1 bix nood

At least he never wore the goy muzzle

>Putin pours the cup
>slides it across the table
>I lean back to catch it one handed like a badass
>I miss the tea cup and hot chai spills all over my tailored Italian suit
>it spills all over the fancy rug and marble floor
>"uh..uhh..Uh-ohh"
>Putin declares war on Ukraine

Shouldn't have sent me

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TABLE

Ask for a bud light and beef jerkey

This. Like normal people

seeing this is the highlight of my day

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Please, God Emperor Putin, just this time.
Free us from that Mongrel before he manages to do any damage.