HE FUCKING BLINKED LMAO

What a fucking pussy!
He's moving troops away from the boarder!
What a fucking pussy and a laughing stock

>bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-60372815

>RUSSIA SAYS SOME TROOPS RETURNING FROM UKRAINE BORDER

>Russia's defence ministry says some troops positioned on the border with Ukraine are returning to their bases after completing drills, according to Interfax news agency.

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These were planned military maneuvers, schmuck. Read your stupid media more often

Putin needs to be replaced by Mummy right now.

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retard thinks that russia will invade Ukraine. no point now that nordstream lipeline almost complete. just usa propaganda to get away from presidents fuck up.

lmao Ivan.. the truth is that the West and it's allies stared down the rabid pitbull Putin and he submitted. A violent dog like Putin only understands power..and the west stood up to him for once!

COPE

your guy is a bitch deal with it

love mummy

>Russia puts some sensible demands on Ukraine
>"THEY WILL INVADE WW3 AHHHHH"

Mummy needs black cock more than a newborn baby needs it's mother's milk.

Good move Vladimir 5 Guys, you fucking gimps got played. Fucking spackers.

Fake news. Stop believing the media.
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>i dont know how to into logistics

copium maximum

Not good enough. He only moved some troops. He's going to keep playing this game for some time I think.

How many times did people need to say it? NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>holds military exercise
>soldiers leave the exercise theater after the exercise ends
>zomg they chickened out

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GOD BLESS THE WEST AND ALL DEMOCRACIES OF THE WORLD. WE STOOD UP AND PUTIN STOOD DOWN.
LET FREEDOM RING!

>Media spends weeks shilling make believe invasion.
>Make believe invasion doesn't happen.
>Durr, hurr Putin's a pussy!
>Biden and NATO strong.

You've got to be dumb as a post if you're falling for this shit.

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China is the laughing stock and no one will take that away from them. Russia took crimea. China still hasn’t taken Taiwan, even after 76 years.

>usa
>2023
>western power
lmao

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Is there any real chance of her being Outin successor? What will be the next generation of Russian leaders be like? Russia has to avoid the URSS mistake in becoming a gerontocracy incapable of reforming itself like in the 80s.

Lol what was the point of the entire waste of resources?

It was an exercise and Brandons handlers and co are trying to push him. They know the vaccine drop is coming, Facebook even banned the BMJ (British Medical Jornal) for vaccine misinformation. The 135x increase in myocardiosys and other reactions

>Russia says from the get go they have no plan to invade
>Mutts scream to high heaven that their is going to be an invasion because their glowie agency said so
>No invasion
> OUR ALLIED RESOLVE SAVED THE DAY YET AGAIN.
Christ you retards are cringey

I wish death upon you and your entire family.

PUTIN IS A SISSY AND NOTHINGBURGER

In case you faggots are being filtered:

We have entered the post-reality phase of western governments. This was all staged, a media production. A show. The Harlem Globetrotter act. Russia and Ukraine insisted nothing was going to happen - because nothing was going to happen. But the United States and its state media didn't.

Now, as everyone here on Any Forums has been telling you retarded newfags, Russia does this literally every year. The only difference, this year, is that Pravda (the MSM) made a massive stink about this, on the directive of the governing party of the United States. The sole intention was to give Biden a "win" among the normalfags - because the events of the past two years have fully shown to those in power that whatever the talking heads say on the goybox is what the normalfags will unquestionably accept as reality or accept for the sake of conformity.

Biden is our great Nobel Peace prize president. Biden stared down Putin like an alpha gunslinger in the old West. Biden is the kind of tough president we've been missing. I hope you all plan to vote for Biden in 2022 :).

Welcome to post-reality, fags.

I hope they’re younger and much more nationalist than Putin. They need to kick the churkas and disenfranchise the mongols in the east

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5 guys are pathetic and they need to start serving the people not ZOG. You lot know what happens to traitors right?

>Russia moving troops for planned military exercises
>the whole western media going apeshit insane with "Russia will invade Ukraine in two more weeks!!!"
>after conducting exercises, Russia moving troops back
>Yes, Biden won! USA! USA! USA!
Retard.

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Sabre rattling to appeal to the lowest form of Russian. The Nationalists. In reality, poor Russians will foot the bill.

cope you fucking rural white trash loser. Go fuck a cow or drive your F150 off a cliff.,

How could all the third world leaders like biden, trudy and borris have gotten it wrong?
It's like they never listened to the Ukraine

>Putin is now spinning on his pp the American market as well.
>Dow Jones futures rose sharply after statements about the withdrawal of part of the troops from the exercises from the territory of Russia.
The USA is now officially our colony and we will manage this dump as we want. It is enough just to carry out the planned exercises and in this ""country"" everything crumbles.

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dude moves some tanks around an sensitive area and the entire Western media and political establishment has been losing their shit
Putin is an even bigger troll than Trump

You sound like a literal high school drop out lmaooo. Kys stupid loser and read a book you illiterate freak.

good job falling for msm hysteria retard

You Russian faggots need to remove this clown. He made all of you look like absolute pussies. The US will spend this as sleepy Joe making big bad Putin cower.

Don't believe me? Wait until tomorrow, when this board will be wall-to-wall with shill threads made by bots posting from the basement of some AWS server farm all praising Joe Biden, all mocking Putin, all celebrating the American way of life (sometimes gloating over the values of globohomo, other times in a more plausibly deniable "America fuck yeah" focus grouped to appeal to the 80-IQ mouthbreathers who lurk on this board). All as part of a deliberate show meant to ensure the ruling party (both Dems and Republicans) gets a symbolic victory and secure their hold on power.

Oh they said so, then it must be true. They just did the biggest mobilization since ww2 for no reason. Lmao you shills are so tragic

*spin

GOD BLESS THE WEST.. FREEDOM IS MY GOD.

They get a nice comfy glowie job?

It's nice to know our proxy states are safe.

Ivan, if you remove ZOG and the corrupt politicians most westerners would be very grateful to Russia. To bad he is in league with the reset scheme to and Xi.

Damn yeah

Nyash myash