lads i know we produced some amazing Lord of the Rings themed memes back in the day with orcposting and lawd of da kangs/we wuz, but Amazon's new movie poster actually looks like it was made by Any Forums shitposters. What the fuck is Bezos thinking? General discussion about Hollywood and how you could never make Peter Jackson's masterpiece today. Be thankful we got to see Lord of the Rings with the full magic of digital cinema before peak clown world hit.
AMAZON
Dylan Cruz
Jonathan Stewart
>woman in full plate armour with bad ass rune sword
>man unarmed in shitty slave tunic
Eli Moore
Pedo symbol in the poster. Niggers and pedos, what a clown world.
Luke Cooper
The gringos should be banned to buy copyright from old works.
Connor Cruz
OH SHEEEEEEIIIIIT!
HERE COME DA ORKS!
WE NEED DEM RANGS OF POWAH!
Lucas Green
It's gonna fucking flop lmfao
Dominic Campbell
Take your meds
Jason Campbell
That is an epic case of dandruff on that troll monster
Xavier Stewart
I still cant believe they modeled an fag nig elf based on don lemón
Matthew Roberts
David Taylor
who the fuck looked at this and said "yes, that is what dwarves look like". like even just ignoring that shes a nigger, what the fuck are these clothes supposed to be? looks like fucking fashion show reject shit, not fantasy clothing. looks like it would belong in a shitty star wars sequel more than this
Samuel Lee
fuck niggers
Dominic Perez
It's a triangle you stupid faggot
Joshua Turner
Noggerlas Weedleaf and his dwarven friend, Gibme
Noah Russell
it's going to flop as in it won't be a generational piece of television, which it should be. but a billion normies will watch it. everyone will say it was shit and know it was shit.amazon and the useful idiots will call all the fans and people who thought it was shit racists and just keep making more pozzed garbage.
Eli Phillips
Oh is that what that is? Lol
The female dwarfs supposed to have beards too
Liam Hughes
Why can't they just make their own nigger content instead of hijacking everyone else's shit?
I'm not watching this garbage
Blake Collins
I find it hilarious that they did this to Tolkien’s work if all things. It goes to show that they both are self-aware that they are evil and don’t care one ounce about it.
Jayden Collins
pretty sure that quote is wrong
>“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them.”
Cooper Williams
I figured no one was brave enough to speak up. I wan to know who thought the climbing scene was good. Galadriel should've swung around like this when jumping on the ice wall
Chase Cook
she does have sideburns if you look really close. i'm more upset about the elf than the dwarf lady to be honest. elves are supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty, the first and most perfect of eru's creations.
Daniel Evans
I need that thread with black frodo and the wizard, I die laughing every time