Tfw undraftable because of my weight and eyes

>tfw undraftable because of my weight and eyes
Do you get to stay home too?

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I want to titfuck her until my cum splashes her crying face.

datamining threads be like xD

I have pic related

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I love my country but would it really hurt, God, if you sprinkled some latinas on our barren lands?

Don't know how the German military operates, but in the US the military fails to discharge fatties for years. They keep them in and prevent them from advancing but you sure as hell can expect to deploy. They'd probably just make you cannon fodder honestly. Better yet with your shit vision you'll probably not see your death coming.

Too old and too fat to be drafted, but you zoom zooms go go go lmao.

I was gonna take hormones and cut off my duck but then I’d probably get drafted and promoted to general.

I am literally 6 feet and 110~ pounds, the Military has no need for me.

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Yep back injury on record and a torn acl and pcl from playing lacrosse in highschool.

I am 19, fit, single and ready to fight for Israel.

I’d absolutely end up being one of those crazy fuckers who opens fire on his own people

I'm mid 30s. Too old to be drafted, old enough to lead a militia during the invasion. Feelsgoodman

Celiac disease gang here.

Ugly spic

anyone know how to filter by image so I never have to look at this broad ever again?

Already served and they can't take me back

yeah, i am a deformed degenerate and i have my blue book which excludes me from any war drafts
this means that if putin escalates and yurop goes to war all the men here will have to fuck off while i get all the yummy cock starved pussy for myself
i can't fucking wait man, come on putin bro do it already

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Again, no idea of German military standards, but you sound like you're all good. Standards get thrown out the door in a total war scenario. You can be the fattest or the shortest, skinniest motherfucker, you will carry a rifle and you will be sent to the frontline.
Bear in mind I'm against going to war with Russia, I just personally have experience with the military and unless you're missing a limb or show high levels mental instability, you will qualify for the time being.

i have Osteopetrosis so when i went in for the draft in like 2006 they basically just told me to stay home or apply for a desk job

Check my flag bro :^)

Got that DD 214 so I'm straight. Hope they kill off every working class white male in existence so I can finally just give up hope that anything will ever improve.

Too old, too fat, too disabled, too much mental health history. By the time they got to me we would have already lost.

You'll get drafted anyway. They'll force you to lose weight via rationing, make you work in agriculture or a factory, and you'll be part of the home guard at least.

I give her all my kisses bb mmmmmmm

>I am literally 6 feet and 110~ pounds
You're either a femboy or a double amputee