Any Forums why don't you have an outdoors gf?

Any Forums why don't you have an outdoors gf?

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did she ever get pat the first page?

I have a wife and a baby momma and want to succeed in radio in the next five years
TL;Dr too much on my plate

this attention seeking is kinda cringe - shouldn't you be honking or something?

When I go outside its just black people.

She finished it before me

Why do you keep her outside and why do you let her read? Explain.

umm leafanon...

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It's an axe and a saw.

They won't accept my BF application out of the pool of hundreds of candidates. Attractive women with good personalities who don't buy into authoritarianist bullshit are unicorns.

>want to succeed in radio in the next five years
you gonna wear a bear suit and be on the morning talk radio show?
just press play on the playlist the program director made from the algorithm of the most popular songs.

So why is she burning trees in half?

I hate the outdoors. That's why.
And my wife would prolly object.

>she
there's your answer. OP is a beta male trying to show off his first gf that he worships but she's really just a dumb cunt like 99% of women

Tried it...had to do half the mileage on trips...had to fix 2 bikes instead of 1...etc. It's better if that's my alone time.

Your plate is a single platter compared to me.

Because it's an easy way of burning trees, when they burn apart you just slide the unburned end into the fire.

why not? It is easier, falls into the fire, stops you from having to feed it as actively
go outside sometime, lmao

i think he meant nature, not the niggerfied cement hellhole you live in

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the absolute state of modern "men"

can't hide those manhands

that's the first thing that came to my mind as well.
>Any Forums
>leaf flag
>man hands
probably a tranny trying to pretend that he passes

nice, ive only knew one girl into the country side/outdoors life, but the other 99% are just bimbos stucked on the rat race, my dream is to red pill a non mind corrupted and start a life in the woods/mountains beeings self suficents ,its kind of hard considering the brainwash of females to keep themselfs into the (((system))), lucky op hope some day achive my dream

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When you are out in a woods, you immediately start looking forward to getting back to civilization. That's the truth.
Hobos and fairies like you like to live in the woods.

Replace the nigger on the rush limbaugh show

I did. And she left me.