What political trick did the Jews use to get Eve to eat the apple?

>they made it look like a BBC and she couldn't resist putting it in her mouth!
You'd think it would have been a forbidden eggplant then.

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>believing Hebrew mythology
Holy shit. Do you still believe in Santa Claus too?

its because it is a jewish fable and jews do not understand the creator or any god

>Holy shit. Do you still believe in Santa Claus too?
Santa Claus doesn't exist, the Easter Bunny told me so.

Jews didn't exist then. There were no Jews until the exodus from Egypt.

>It's made up because I say it's made up!
Nice argument.

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So you're saying that we're all related?

>even though it makes no sense it is true because jews wrote that it is true
>but wait its all an analogy and liek just a metaphor dude
>well even if it still falls apart it is true and the word of god cause jews wrote it so

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Jews wrote it as a means to enslave the stupid christian goyim. Why do you think the bible commands its tards not to lie, while the talmud assures kikes that they have a god-given right to tell lies?

Unironically that’s why Gnostics were actually the first Christians, until the jews pulled the rug on the interpretations that were at least coherent.

Retarded hands wrote this
GTVAX

during the time of Christ, and a century prior, the Edomites/Idumeans had come to dominate the priesthood due to the usurpation by the Herodian dynasty who were ascended to regional power by Mark Antony. during the 2nd century B.C till after the time of Christ Judaea was multiethnic. You had the Edomites from the south (those who style themselves Jews) and actual Judahites & Israelites. The Herodian kings (even wikipedia will tell you so) being Edomites themselves filled the religious & administrative priestly Pharisee, Sadducees class with fellow Edomites, these Edomite priests created the Oral law (later penned as the talmud) that was used to worm its way around old testament law with semantics & sophistry

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the serpent wasn't a snake

>out of Africa

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nobody in the OT was a Talmudist

It's a batshit-crazy story with absolutely z-e-r-o supporting evidence, AND it's a clear plagiarism of older Egyptian myths. That's why it's made up

Jews didn't exist at the time. Just women being women.

>What political trick did the Jews use to get Eve to eat the apple?
No trick. It was for BBC

the only ethnicities given of pharisees in the bible are israelite, not edomite

>Eve
>white
Bud we all came out of Africa, it's a proven fact, even if the bible was real, Eve would HAVE to be a Black woman

New Testament citation?

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There was no time of christ champ. Didn't exist. Plagiarised fiction. Horus 2.0

holy shit
a real live Zeitgeist faggot

Holy shit. A grown adult with an imaginary friend