Bros, I don't even know what to say

bros, I don't even know what to say.

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i can't fap to this

I've only had a handful of girlfriends in my life, but none of them have had tits that sad. It's one of the small things in life i'm thankful for.

those tits are an abortion

kek, not sure if troll or genuinely deranged.

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>Seatbelt tits
Is this car safefty propaxvkvnganda?

sorry, I fucked up the screencap. here's another one where you can read the text.

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[3,4]
[4,5]
the only remotely acceptable set.

(matrix notation)

Rolling?

>those vitiligo tits
Based

r-roll

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Same. Also the only blown out loose saggy pussy i had was some gutter crack whore that probably gave me aids, but other than that real pussy looks good too. This marketing campaign is akin to that fatter nigger hash tag my calvins shit

I found one above a 5
a 7

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fuck ALLL those tits look like trans -fests. God damn how about beauty? adidas doesn't support women 16-30 who aren't train wrecks?

Women are gross. 3DPD

Only 1, 16 and 17 are ok. The rest are sad.

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Absolute kek

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Those are the model where the floor drops out leaving the nipple floating in a flat spot, or a stretched out areola just due to the unsupported weight. Original breast implants suffered from similar condition.

>we believe all shapes and sizes deserve support and comfort
Might as well follow that with "even these sad excuses!" Lol I love when they use subtly condescending language to just further bring attention to how ugly and disfigured some people are. Based Adidas for dabbing on the less fortunate

>We can post pornographic images if we pretend its "empowering"!!!
Porn is evil.

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If this is what real tits look like I'd rather be a gachimuchi.

tfw at a vegan restaurant browsing the menu

The giant tiddies on E2 remind me of my first gf. She decided to become a man and chopped them off, can grow a beard now and everything.

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It's not the tits, its the tons of fat around them I don't like.

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hanes should replicate this with dicks

LMAO

>sport bra
>those tits
Sport ?

even beyond that, he probably means trannies that chopped off their tits and its just a collage of scars.
cant imagine hes talking about bolt ons.

Rolling!

>I'm bored of easy mode, the endless attention, praise and sex
>I wonder what super hard mode is like?
Assuming your sad tale is true, the enormity of her mistake will be revealed in time.

Let's try 01-04, 49-52 and 61-64.

Yum.

roll

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I'm going to need a side view to know if these tits are 5/10 nips in weird spot or 10/10 god tier perky.

>no dfc
>no A cups
>only one POC in this pozzed as s world
Not based.

And cause WWIV? The amount of salt from China alone....

Trust me as a massive coomer, no one wants to see this.

Top middle ones are kinda hot. Except for the skin cancer thing, of course.

One company I'll corporate whore for is adidas. I've owned at least six pairs of sambas since highschool. Plus the track suit look makes ya feel like youre wearing a suit that's comfortable.

Could they at least of chosen a few pair of titties though that actually look appealing though? Women's bodies should never be displayed in such a clinical sterile way. It just makes them even more gross.