SOMEONE GET JEB ON THE PHONE!!
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AVOCADO SAFETY THREATENED
Ian Stewart
Jace Foster
Finally, millennials will be able to buy houses.
Julian Green
oops goy, we got rid of most of the avocado farms in America!
Ayden Sullivan
kek
probably an old boomer threatened them
Lincoln Watson
They can still overspend on breakfast, they just have to buy American now.
Hunter Wilson
Millennials will riot if they cannot have avocado toast
Xavier Ramirez
Jej
Nicholas Johnson
I know a few avocado growers down in
Mexico through American processers, gotta ask them about this
Jeremiah Miller
What will millennials put on their toast now?
Gavin Richardson
The Guac must flow.
Colton Myers
California on suicide watch
Carter Scott
Well done, Satan.
Jonathan Carter
Kek
Brandon Martinez
HONKED
You betcha bucko
Colton Martin
Oh fuck shit god dammit I thought I was threatening somebody else. God fucking dammit why does this shit always happen? Why the fuck are all Mexicans named the same? I can’t even fucking threaten one of them because somehow some way it’s an asshole at an avacado plant. For fucks sake, what the fuck.
Sebastian Cooper
my theory is that mexican food/produce imports are often used to smuggle in mass amounts of drugs. the companies are all owned by cartel money anyway (or owned by people who are owned by cartels, rather).
Samuel Jones
WHAT??
Juan Carter
I trained for this moment
Chase Adams
Have a 2nd house now as of dec 2020, what now zoomer? You will own nothing and be happy will only apply to your generation.
Cameron Gray
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKIN HIPSTER TOAST
Isaac Campbell
Uhhh Mexico bros I think its over...We are about to feel the full wrath of the American CONSOOMERR
Evan Anderson
caribbean are better than hoss anyway
Chase Kelly
So...black market? Maybe spic cartels will threaten restaurant owners into buying form them?