FUCK FUCK FUCK

I just shoveled snow am I going to fucking die now bros?

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Youll be fine, you didn't take the vaxx right user?

only if you have clogged arteries

I'd be more worried about dying of heart failure due to climate change.

Yes I'm vaxxed I'm not retarded

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> "journalist" writes something to get clicks
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yes, but probably not anytime soon.

My Dad got his first heart attack while he was shoveling snow. It happens.

one can only hope.

>Shoveling Snow
>Bad
>Lifting Heavy Boxes at Amazon Fulfillment Centers
>Good

It's so old news it's not even funny, but I reckon that vax damage will be discovered this way.

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Not even kidding my friend just got gay aids and he isn't a gay fag at all. He is as safe as anyone can be by respecting his body as a temple. He's in great shape, gymaaxxed, straightedged maxxed, dietmaxxed healthymaxxed full vax series maxxed etc. And he just tested positive for HIV along with his entire family. I told him he probably got it from niggers who like to spit their aids spit on people. He said it's time to send niggers back to africa.

Pretty based desuyo ne

It's over, user. I hope you already typed up your will.

I'm more worried about the epidemic of heart failure induced heart failure.

You can pay a kid 20 bucks to save your vaxx fragility from showing

>vaxxed
>not retarted
Kek you're fucked idiot, enjoy your higher risk of myocardial issues. Crazy how of all of a sudden people with no cardiovascular issues are getting them after the vaxx huh?

How can shoveling snow be the only physically straining thing you do in your life? How fucking fat are you?

Hey what's up vibe bro good to see you're still around

>Never be physical goy, do not become healthy!
>I'm too stupid to move to my faggoty city so I'll just bitch about my suburbs

Canada is doomed.

No, but you'll get winter vagina

I have winter penis

Europe also takes up half the space of Canada though. Your tiny nation wouldn't even fill half of a province.

This has always happened. Mostly because snow shoveling is about the only physical activity most older people ever do so their hearts explode when they try.

Stop the snow shoveling mandates!

That never stopped winter vagina

even skinny americans barely move

That means it's working

This image is fucking retarded. That top pic was a city a hundred years ago. That bottom pic was a field a hundred years ago. What is the creator saying? That no matter how much technology and infrastructure requirements change, city planning really shouldn't progress from something that the Romans would identify; because of y'know, reasons.

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