So i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs...

so i have kind of hit a rough patch. I was fired on friday from my wage cage, kind of an upper class tom thumbs, because some bitch reported me for "sexual misconduct" , all i did was show her my new watch in the deep freezer. i have saved around 500 bucks and was thinking about finishing my online edu as a paralegal to earn extra but im not sure if this will fuckin work because of the sexual misconduct. if i take her to court, how could i win in these crazy times? i only have around 1 grand in the bank and my parents stopped helping out when i turned 32

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What did she say you did?

a blogpost like this is better suited for the advice board.

she claims i leaned in and tried to kiss her

yeah but pol is a much high iq board than adv, i need help

if it was an internal complaint, that accusation will not follow you to your new job. as long as she didnt file it in a court, you just don't ever mention that you worked there and you're good to go. I always have a gun ready to blow a hole in the back of my head. so I mean, who cares, if you run out of money, take the lead retirement plan.

Get rekt'd.
No refunds, wagie.
Took the vaxx like a good little sheep cause HR told them too, and they threw you away like a piece of garbage.

oh really. i think it was internal but i still lost my job for it. it must be on the record somewhere. being jobless and living with your parents at almost 40 is pretty rough man, but whatever, free food, right?

You can win, it's her word against yours and her word is more valuable than yours because she's a woman. This is what you get for being a wagie. It's a silly thing to be.

>say, baby, want to see my new watch?
>whips it out
ty user. gonna try that one

Just tell the court you are on Any Forums all the time so clearly you are too autistic to pull moves like that. Or kill the bitch, either way user you'll be good to go.

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>i think it was internal
you would know if it wasn't, so, yeah, you're good. just don't list that company so they don't contact them. plus, since you got fired you can get unemployment and prob qualify for student loans to get a cert or degree from school online

i cant get student loans because of DUIs but unemployment is no problemo unfortuantely, know it all too well

that's the funniest shit ive seen all day

>i cant get student loans because of DUIs
wasn't aware of that. is it just bc you have one, or bc you owe $$ on it?

well i have two and still owe some on both last i checked

and honestly i'm pushing 40, i was thinking this weekend if it would really be worth going back to school. paralegals dont even make that much

>still owe
yeah, that's prob it. w/e you eventually take care of that, you should be ok for student loans. some schools will finance your tuition, so i would look into that. maybe your folks will help you with a cert

>pushing 40
that doesn't matter. esp if online courses. it's never too late to continue education

my parents stopped helping me at 32, im on my own now. It took me more or less seven years to finish my ged so im not sure how long the paralegal business would last.

>seven years to finish my ged
holy shit, dude. were you super-busy or are you retarded? at that rate, you would be retirement age before you finish paralegal cert, lol.

dunno what to tell you except learn to drive a forklift, honestly

the women at work wish I would lean in and kiss them. this is your fault for being fat and repulsive. faggot

i was busy with odd jobs and just getting drunk everyday honestly. my parents let me live with them after i dropped out until i was 30 which is kind of their fault, no discipline

Knock her out

>my parents let me live with them after i dropped out until i was 30 which is kind of their fault, no discipline

>blaming others for your issues

Nevermind, I hope she knocks you out

well, no matter whose fault. forklift driver will pay enough for you to move out, and most places will train you and pay for your cert. prob your best bet

lol this obvious bot post. OP said nothing even remotely related to the vax and yet... this response.

Just get a friend of your to testify that you are in a gay realation and you have no interest in women.

i dont know, ive never been very good with heavy machines and it sounds kind of boring. ive been thinking about either debtmaxxing or hurting myself to colect disability

>or hurting myself to colect disability

Do it. You sound like a genuine "fuck up" anyways.

don't hurt yourself. there are mental disablities that you can fake or find a shady dr and qualify. takes couple yrs, but you will get housing, too. maybe neet is best for you