Are some of you people on this board genuinely full time neets who live off social welfare and other benefits?

Are some of you people on this board genuinely full time neets who live off social welfare and other benefits?
If so how do you do it?

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>If so how do you do it?
cheerfully

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Please...teach us your ways...

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just be yourself :^)

They're all bullshitters

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Living with very little. They almost always are dependant on others directly, not just tax payers.

for free

My man I have been neeting for 2 years and like 3 months now. I have build up more wealth than most zoomers of my generation (am literally from the year 2000) since I do not enjoy consumerism. Little to no products interest me. I would rather buy books from the 1900s from my local second hand goodies shop for like 2 euros a piece.

Right now I am considering becoming a history teacher to get somewhere in life so my 21 year old ass will be following an education for 4 years.

I also intend on getting a relationship soon so I need to have that job otherwise I cannot stand being in a relationship with someone who works while I sit on my ass.
Fuck you second wave feminism for turning women into money generators for the state and the global beast of neo liberalism

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I will bump 4u

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No, I live off my parents.

How do I do it?
Live with friend who doesn't care how long I stay for.
>350 a month in rent
Cheapest phone bill, mostly use wifi
>20 a month
No fast food, use public transport, buy food in bulk
Any clothes I buy I buy second hand
Only thing I've spent money on recently are new shoes

It's easy af actually. I can save money every month.

Also I drink water exclusively. You can save a lot of money if you stop buying sugary drinks. Simply drink tap or buy a water filter

jup. i am on the force since pretty much 12 years. ill never pay taxes again. fuck this system.
in germany its easy you can just get 850 euro a month for free. all the niggers are doing it so i see no moral problem with it.
i have illegal sidejobs tho.

pro tip to my german anons: if you are hartz4 for more than 5years and get some minor psychosis (just fake it lel) they will leave you completely alone and you always get your money. no sanctions. i dont even get mail from them anymore. just money kek

By becoming unhirable. Nobody's gonna hire a sperg who's only interested in schizo topics.
Now I'm visited by ,,civil servants'' once a week which are
experiencing the full program.
Like, Megalithic structures and their true origins, secret societies specific interest in Aldebaran, Andromeda, Orion, Sirius, Pleiades or advanced ancient civilizations. I haven't mentioned the Lizards/Reptilians with their drones or the AI hivemind clones yet but that's surely on the list.

you dont even have to go that much over the top to be classified as unhirable. but i like your style

>Megalithic structures
Based. There’s a few i over here that I’m planning to visit.

My mom travelled to another country,had sex with a blackout drunk man at his birthday party then he married her because she has his kid in her belly then i was born and 3 years later she got pregnant again and decided to abort it and then he killed himself over her abortion and i got the inheritance as his only child then we moved back to poland where living is a lot cheaper and later on my grandpa from my fathers side died too(dont know how or care all i care about is that im the one who got the cash from his inheritance) so i got another bag $$$ we have been living on their money ever since and im 25 now and i still got enought money for 20+ years.

Thanks!
>over the top
I'm doing it for free, one has even showed interest in my sources, so I told him about Any Forums.org/pol and /x/.
I also said:,, please don't associate me with the sites content.''

I'm a pretty good gamer.

Pretend to have autism.

if you leave out reptilians/interdimensionals etc these are pretty tames subjects too. a lot of normies are into this stuff.

no, but my cousin is
lives off of grandma's money

What if they throw you into a psychiatric ward?