You get to travel back in time to meet your past self at 12 years old

You get to travel back in time to meet your past self at 12 years old.

You've only got 10 minutes.

What do you do/say?

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bite the pillow, i'm going in dry

Alan watts looks like a nerd

Fins are the gayest people on earth
I knew it

its not enough having niggers rape you now huh

well i mean.. he was

Swedes are faggots who deserve being hanged with their own intestines but fins are a special kind of gay. Worse than basedboys worse than traps even I dare to say fins are worse than trannies.

> kys faggot

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Quit school at 15
Get a job save every dime
Don't listen to your mother, she hates you
Get your GED part time
Study math as a hobby
Buy a computer in the 70's
Learn to program in Fortran.

What do you do with the extra 8 minutes?

"Buy bitcoin and when you'll go at high-school, go on the left side of the underpass of the station instead of right"

"WAKE UP TO YOURSELF FUCKWIT" x1000

Write down these lotto numbers and buy bitcoin.

I'd kill my 12 year old self to see what happens

get a trade straight from school, buy a house and impregnate one the many women i fucked it up with in my teens and early 20s, im still only 26 but wasted a lot of years being a degenerate with no plans for the future

I would tell my younger self that Hitler did nothing wrong and the rest of the time i would beat up my dad for beating up my 12y old ass back then lol

he'd probably have your number.

You miss the portal vein. Stab two inches to the right.

beat the retard to a pulp
refuse to elaborate
leave

Get into coding earlier. Fuck uni, go to a bootcamp of needed.
Get a job at 18 and leave home.
Never play any video game ever again.
Dont watch porn.
Use your chad status that I had back then to get a gf.
Follow your gut, you already knew from then. All your suspicions where true.

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Don't talk to girls until you're 23.

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Buy BTC

Give him a gun.
- You know what to do.
Leave.

Drop out of school and get a job shovelling horse shit at stables for £10 a day, but as much bitcoin as you possible can in 2009 kid

Maybe also this.

Dont worry about that shit 11+ exam, get your parents to pay for u to do O level maths asnd eNG WHEN U R 14, demand they let u do electronics and physics and chem by 15 too. You will end up with a STEM PHD even without doing that but it will short circuit some dead time. Yes most of your teachers are actually fucking morons.

your intuition is right, it is indeed the jews.

Buy as much bitcoin as you can young me

Give him a package to post with the money needed also
It will be posted to David Ickes current address the contents would be his books "The Trigger" and "The answer"

Like an Ouroboros but instead of snakes, cocks.

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"Here is a gun, murder these fucking bullies"
"Also this bitch that you meet when you are XX years old will cheat on you, murder her too"