Why doesn't America just fast-track Ukraine into NATO?

Honest question.

Let's say that Biden and Zelensky meet and overnight, let's say at 11:59 pm, all the necessary paperwork is signed with the deadline of NATO accession being midnight.

How is this not a solution?

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A country with border issues cant join NATO.

What about Greece and Turkey?

There are no rules. America makes them.

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The same reason that it wouldn't be a good idea to fast track Russian forces into Cuba.

NATO membership is by popular vote. There is too much corrupt political tension in Ukraine to allow them to join.

well, Russia would get BTFO by America. not the other way round. so yeah

might is right

In March 2016, President of the European Commission Jean-Claude Juncker stated that it would take at least 20–25 years for Ukraine to join the EU and NATO. Why so long? Because the "Action Plan" needed to join NATO is a long, arduos process that requires multiple rounds of negotiations to ensure that the country has the military, and economic framework to accomodate the organization as a whole.

By article 10, accession requires unanimous consent of all NATO members. Only a bilateral treaty could happen overnight.

Why couldn't Poland prevent being divided 4 times by neighboring countries throughout its history?

because ukraine hates the US as everyone should

Because they retardedly thought that they could survive without sucking cock at all. Now they bounce on daddymurica's bbc and all is "well"

who the fuck cares about the President of the European Commission?

NATO is America's private org

Germany would probably say no anyway.
Yet they still exist.

Nato doesn't want Ukraine.

Ukraine is a complete trojan horse.

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Hmm. Maybe we should fast-track Ukraine into NATO and then drop out ourselves. Every other country in it is a parasite that just sucks off the US and gives next to nothing back. Americans shouldn't die for Ukrainian faggots, but I do not care what happens to Eurofags.

>Ask question
>Give reasoned response
>WHAT!? No, my hyperbole makes more sense to me!

Cant accuse me of not trying user...

Don't you have to contribute something to be in NATO? I'm not sure if some cabbages count.

1. They have contested borders
2. They can't even afford the minimum military spending required to be a member

seems to me they are giving russia a free hit to annex ukraine when they could just give them the guarantee of not admitting them to nato, its fucking idiotic to not just guarantee the buffer zone of belarus and Ukraine, its in the best interest of both sides it stays that way anyway.

Let's be real here. NATO is America. And you don't bite the hands that feeds you. what America says is what NATO does

Even disregarding nukes, the US is a glass cannon. Their last president was overthrown by a strong flu. Would Biden survive Russian subs raiding high seas commerce and blowing up critical US infrastructure with cruise missiles?

yeah your explanation makes sense. i think they really couldn't care less about ukraine (in the sense of "losing" ukraine to russia), they just want to finally sanction russia to hell

Why are you obsessed with America? Why do we have these rpeat threads about the USSA?

When are you just gonna let them rest we get it you missed your chance to suck their dick and want them back but it's not happening.

The USSA will be non existent soon. They were relevant for 100 years only.

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>well, Russia would get BTFO by America
Lol you have no clue what you're talking about
Maybe you missed the embarrassing withdrawal from Afghanistan that made Vietnam look like a triumph
Our military is so demoralized it's not even funny
Yes we may have an slight edge in tech (at least what's publicly shown)
Then we proceed to stuff wahmens pilots in F35's and watch them crash
I know from someone in the military 1st hand that a ton of F22 pilots walked out because of the mandates, I imagine some F35 pilots did as well which is why such situations are happening, along with "IDE" bullshit
They've even softened up the SF training (most of those guys in there are still solid, the poz is just starting to seep in)
Our navy ships are constantly crashing into shit out on the open ocean where there's nothing around for miles, most likely due to all the flip "Captains" we have
A draft here would be flat out impossible
They just got done pissing off the entirety of the population they need to win any war against a major power
Even if they were somehow get people to comply with one (they coudln't) most Americans are too fucking fat
There would be no victory gardens
Nobody would be donating used tires for rubber
Nobody would buy bonds
The enemy would pamphlet bomb our troops with the US army's twitter to demoralize them
So have fun with your US support
It'll be 2nd Lieutenant Shaniqua yelling at Private Hernandez, neither of which can understand the other because neither speaks an intelligible form of English
TLDR Poles never learn from their history, don't depend on foreign militaries, especially not ones from zog