Guys I don't wanna be a fucking schizo here but I work for a catering company and we just got a ~100 person last minute order for the CIA offices near us. This never happens for late night like this they must be holding staff overnight expecting Ukraine to happen this is fucking real it's fucking happening
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
Isaiah Hernandez
Sebastian Watson
Joonah hill
Teddy P
and scarlet mister man never had EVERY SINGLE ALIEN
Isaac Butler
BET ITS ALL COCKTAIL WEENIES
Anthony Johnson
My dad works at Nintendo, can confirm
Camden Rodriguez
extra cheese faggot.
Jeremiah Roberts
If you're interested they got fried chicken trays, quesadillas, ribs and build your owner burger trays
Jose James
This banquet glows.
Austin Foster
Lol ok dude
Angel Rivera
Probably happy over their new shipment of Ukranian mailbrides
Jaxon Martin
It's early morning in Ukraine fren
Jason Nguyen
kino selection to be frank
Austin Nguyen
>the cia office on my street
Lmao schizo
Julian King
>build your owner burger trays
Inefficient for crisis situations. What were they thinking?!?
Jonathan Reyes
Is the order for tomorrow? Maybe they're watching the super bowl at the office
Elijah Davis
dunk your balls in the soup
Joshua Hernandez
does this mean he can out-rape the other men?
Andrew Robinson
Its just the annual glownigger ball. Go to sleepy
Ayden Collins
Giz in the mayo
Jaxon Young
Can schizos be drafted? If so, is this a potential avenue for dodgers?
Christopher Bell
Sprinkle some fentanyl in the food. Surely you have some you can spare.
Ryder Davis
I could potentially draw a small Ukrainian flag on the container somewhere with sharpie and highlighter
Cameron Mitchell
draw a russian one and the chemical formula for polonium
Gavin Lee
Should have given them parasite mind worms bro
Thomas Morgan
Did they get any sides?
Seriously though, it sounds like they're on alert. It really is tense.
Nathan Taylor
they're probably just out of their minds on acid
Adam Foster
Call up the pizza joints near the Pentagon and ask how long the wait times are for an order.
Nathan Reyes
We cannot be conscripted as we are not mentally sound. Most likely get put in a sweat shop.
Nathaniel Baker
A food truck just flew over my house.
Brody Gray
Numerals confirm Digis say the times, doubles or triples confirm nukes.
Captcha: GANTS
Jonathan Bennett
this might be the most fraudulent and most homosexual LARP I have ever seen on Any Forums
>we just got a ~100 person last minute order for the CIA offices near us
how would you even know it was a CIA office. How did the phone call go?
>Uh hello? Yes this is the Central Intelligence Agency auxiliary office at 555 faggot street, va, we need an order of 100 burgers please. Make sure to use codeword "glownigger" when you arrive so we know it's you
Xavier Richardson
Put benis in food.
John Torres
if you lived/worked near castle spookenstein of course you would know it. do you think a place with a hundred employees on a shift is going to be unknown to its immediate neighbors?