My new year's resolution was abstaining from all news and all social media. I was able to stick to it until today

My new year's resolution was abstaining from all news and all social media. I was able to stick to it until today.

I was happy, I was calm, I was serene. I was reading books, working out, starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Then today I was bored as fuck and decided to check the news to see what's going on in the world. I heard something about Russia invading Ukraine or some shit and I was curious.

Then I came across an article talking about the new "Black Lord of the Rings" remake that's coming and now I'm sad, angry and demoralized again.

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It's shit, but you shouldn't let it demoralize you. We'll always have Tolkien's books, and Jackson's trilogy. This new series is basically just fan fiction for retarded npcs.

Don't give this woke remake attention, just let it fail.

Don't worry OP, it's just some shitty spin-off show who take place 1000 years before LOTR and who will probably be forgotten. It's canon as Shadow of the Mordor.

To be fair Hobbit movies already ruined it by introducing diversity civilians and interracial propaganda between dwarves and elves.

Ignore all. They literally don't exist. I don't know what you're talking about. See.
Shit faux creators can attempt to shit out content all they like. I still haven't played the wheelchair accessible D&D campaign or paid anyone to look at capeshit. They're not making enough to make this shit for long. Attrition takes patience. Besides. You'll never hear about it but you have everything you need to take control. Get some friends together in VR chat and play pretend to fanfic your own middle earth story in a 3d drama. I'm 1000% serious. Why not? You absolutely have everything you need available and need zero views to sustainabley monetize you're creation process. Globohomo doesn't know it yet but it's the century most of their tools just got ripped away from them. People are just too lazy to use them yet. You don't have to be one of those lazy people though.

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so, it's the Silmarillion? he wrote that story already

Good quote, saved.

Did Tolkien actually write that? Or is it a fake quote?

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it's real

chegged
LAWD
DEM
RANGS

its ok they are just token black characters and

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I love you man, no homo.

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I'm pissed she doesn't have a beard. Why does everyone in modern day media have to be young and good looking. The dwarf women are supposed to have beards and be ugly

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>Token's "Lawd of Da Rangs: Boyz in Baltimore."

Just look at it as an extremely expensive fanfiction, as that’s pretty much what it is. They are condensing thousands of years worth of events into 50 years or so. It’s gonna be a shit show. Better clown pill yourself on this one user. Laugh at the chaos.

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check

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But Portugal is a swartoid country? You must be happy.

This affects neither the books on our shelves, nor the extended release files in our harddrives. Tolkien utilized his wealth of genetic memories of our past to craft one of the greatest artistic achievements of the 20th century. This is not a meme. It will live as long as this waning age lasts. And no globohomo shit can taint it. It cannot be tainted because those of us that love tolkien and his world are like the book people in farenheit 451 and as long as it is in our hearts it can never die. sage

If he didn't say it, C. S. Lewis did I'm pretty sure.

Lol you just got trolled by amazon. Did you never used to go on phpbb forums? Don't let the big corporations use the same tactics on you

Very nice. Saved.

This.
They can pollute their own legacy as much as they want with the nigger shit.
We all sleep at night knowing Tokien would NEVER have approved of this. The Jackson movies are damn near perfect. They can NEVER take those from us.
This shit will become irrelevant and be forgotten, the movies will live on eternally

Just don't watch it. They've remade/reboot so much stuff already and its all shit

coming from that screenwriter AND that director, this has to be top notch hollywood entertainment

no expenses spared