Will you be evading the inevitable draft?

I simply do not want to participate in any jewish wars.

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>t 42yo
I dont have to worry about it and you'll be rounded up and sent off.
There will be no evading.

Just get a swastika tattoo
It makes you immune from globohomo drafts

Tell them you hate faggots and niggers.

tell them you're a kike and whip out your mutilated cock to prove it

that will certainly get you kicked out, couple that with vax resistance and you'll never get drafted.

>42
Same. I feel bad for the Zoomers and Millennials, to be honest. They never got to experience White America and now they have to die for Brown America/Israel.

Just admit that you're a fucking pussy and "Jewish war" is just your lying cope.

Just tell them up front that if they put a gun in your hands you’ll turn it on them.

That will get you put in the mental ward and there's no escape from that unless you answer their questions right.

Imagine the chimpout when niggers get the draft

Most americans can't point out ukraine on a map you think zoomzooms are going to fight for them? Prepare to see the biggest draft dodge in recorded history lmao.

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No. I'm joining up.

It's my obligation to help Russia and fight the great satan.

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They can't draft me, I've got fucked up legs

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I’m 39 and my son is 10. I’ll make him his first cocktail and we’ll have one together if we’re able to watch violent footage of the battle on TV.

Just blow off one of your fingers or something

If you get drafted, frag your commanding officer.

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I got hairy legs Jack!

Stop taking it up the ass faggot then you will be able to walk straight

I want to rape white girls, preferably around 16 yrs of age so I will be gladly joining.

I have that same problem. I’m not bow-legged though, I just have a giant ballsack and a huge cock. No way I could squeeze my thighs together like that normal “guy”.

On your period babe?

I thought you had guns?
If they tried to draft me I would kill the retards and do what cartels do their bodies

A nigger Muslim did that in Iraq and he's doing life in Leavenworth.

if they draft me i'll defect to russia

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my body is ready
my mind is ready
your body is ready
your mind is ready
let's win, OP.
win.
win.
win.

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I'll break your neck you before you do, faggot. Post address and social security number