Just learn guitar, dude. Girls get wet when they hear a pinch harmonic.
Just learn guitar, dude. Girls get wet when they hear a pinch harmonic
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I'll stick to singing, thanks for the suggestion user
It’s true but you need to perform guitar in front of a crowd to really get all the girls. Being able to play in front of a girl will get you some place
I'm more of a ukulele kinda guy
I have an extreme electric cigar box uke, plug-in, amp.
When I get that baby out women fall on their backs and slap their thighs open & closed like bellows.
I play bass. Fingerstyle.
The clever guys know what I'm talking about.
So do the clever chicks.
No one learns instruments anymore.
>pinch harmonics
Gay, the best harmonics come from your open strings.
pinch harmonics are gay fuckin fret wanking
girls like
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Ok boomer.
Womens sexual preferences are socially programmed. They only care about skill as far as that translates into popularity. Go through the radio dial and find a song with a guitar in it. It's all gutteral nigger noises and electronica these days. Even country music.
If you want to get a girl through music, do drugs and buy sneakers and mumble about cars and jewlry and racism and sheit, or buy a macbook with garageband.
ive been playing for 15+ years and cant get a date to save my life.
Guitar is seen as a boomer cringe instrument to girls now
Oh yeah they love a guy chugging away at power chords
btw I had an identical looking Ibanez RG 350DX many years ago and it was a horrible piece of shit. The bridge was so shamefully bad the thing would go out of tune the second you tried to rest your hand near it. Really got me out of degenerate Ibanez shit and into American-made Fenders
t. jewish abbo
you're also a jew abbo if you don't learn old-time and traditional music
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>#20 ON TRENDING FOR MUSIC
The song is pure cancer but hey it's got geetars
Knew a guy from Yugoslavia who could sweep like a boss
The "girls dig guitarists" meme is bs. Yes, girls dig guitarists. But only if they´re smoking hot gigachads. They don´t give a single fuck about your aspie ass, sitting at home 8 hours a day, perfecting Francisco Tárrega compositions.
Women are shallow whores. They don´t care for art, or dedication. They wanna fuck some long haired chad, barely able to play wonderwall.
Instead of putting all these hours into learning an instrument, work out instead.
>Ibanez RG 350DX
I've had an Ibanez Talman for nearly 20 years. It's what I learned on and the only one I own. It's great.
what I do is I just exist as a nihilistic alcoholic and women pick me up and date me and feed me and fix me up to make me presentable and then when they resolve their issues and realize they don't need a distant piece of shit that doesn't even like himself let alone anyone else they leave me in the pub for the next one
Sorry for the blackpill btw.
Ay yo, gotta learn to mumble rap, bro. Chicks get wet for mumble rap in the current year.
I know guitar and I can confirm you only get shitty girls from it
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I play guitar but I'm starting to avoid never telling people I play guitar because the circlejerk is becoming so cringe.
Yeah you actually need to be able to play infront of PEOPLE champ, that's obvious.
>guy chugging away at power chords
literally me
i will learn guitar, but only to play ONE song...
I just spent €7000 on an electronic drumset and you're telling me this NOW?
That guy fucks...instruments.
Wtf is a circlejerk
MOOOOOOOT
It´s when you jerk. In a circle.