How can one dodge the draft? I do not want to have to fight our white brothers to line the pockets of kikes with shekels
Uh.. bros? I don't wanna get drafted
Leo Thompson
Wyatt Miller
just dont go
Justin Phillips
Shouldn't have joined NATO.
Jonathan Jackson
Hungry you should fight in the great war.. there's even a slight chance it will make you a real man so you don't get cucked more than you are already by BBC
Alexander Ortiz
Be really openly racist and transphobic, have a documented source that you were racist before the draft. I’m sure you have a few memes saved already.
Jason Harris
>get drafted
>kill the trannies in my unit
>get sent home
Ez
Matthew Harris
pussy
Nathan Russell
Decline the vax. Simple as
Grayson Cooper
We're not going to war with Russia, because Biden is a fucking pussy who believes in appeasement.
Leo Collins
Just say you're a muslim and there could be friendly fire incidents if they give you a rifle
Brayden Lewis
get a tan and apply as a refugees in germany
Nathan Wilson
It's all about mindset, you're not being sent to die. You're being sent to win.
Win, user. Win.
Never forget my fucking words, user. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Hudson White
Just say you hate niggers, tyrannies and fags and they won't even let you in.
Jayden Cruz
Just yell "Heil Hitler!" Oh wait you're Hungarian and under Oberon.
Adrian King
SURVEY SAYS
Owen Cox
based
Adam Parker
>live 25 years in the most propserous and technologically advanced civilization in history with the government ensuring your greatest worries are whether or not you pick pizza or steak for dinner
>nooooo you can't just expect me to give back when you need me to protect you from our enemies REEEEEEEEEEEEE
why do r*ghtoids always play up muh fatherland and shieeeet and then bitch and moan whenever they get asked to actually do something for it?
Robert Barnes
Why don’t you go to the front lines then? You can have the great honor of dying for BLM, trannies, and corporations.
Nathan Martinez
Gov.
>YoUH AVE TO FiGHt To DefeND NIgERs And TraNNIes
You.
>No.
Here is how you can escape the draft.
Parker Bell
I will not fire a gun or put myself in any dangerous position in Ukraine or Russia, case closed. And If my life and carrier is fucked over I will not be a net positive asset in any other position. I will be seething with resentment and anger. If I'm drafted the US is my problem. Ukraine is not my problem and never will be. If drinking the OJ in my fridge gave Ukraine to Russia I wouldn't bother tossing it and buying new OJ. I'm about to go make breakfast, if having my usual three eggs gave Ukraine to Russia and I could prevent that buy eating two, I would still eat three.
Jaxon Hall
1) weimerica is not my fatherland
2)
>our
LMFAO
there is no "we" or "us" and actually YOU are my enemy, not russia
3) no I will not do anything for you or for the JewSA
I will never get vaxxed
I will not get drafted or participate in your globohomo wars
I will never be in the military, I'd rather be obese and retarded
I will never wear a mask
I will never do anything for any amerimutt
Blake Bell
those would just get me promoted in the ranks, most people are far-right here
Lucas Hughes
So tell them you're an LGBTBBQ+ .
Dishonourable discharge, ez
Adam Peterson
Based.
But: Seems like you're answering a silly troll.
Grayson Evans
Stop being a coward and die like a man.
Ian Carter
Head to the ocean and just start swimming away from the shore. Don't stop don't look back just keep on swimming