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HAPPENING
Ryan Perry
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Jeremiah Richardson
Dominic Lopez
Zachary Parker
Biden: "Can we please have a war? Inflation is about to eat the stock market."
Putin: "No." *click*
Aaron Long
55 minutes to save humanity, Biden though he was talking to corn pop
Brayden Rodriguez
Well I guess putting got his dick sucked, so that means bitch boy Biden is gonna release sanctions and give a bunch of money to Russia.
Cause he is cucked.
James Brown
HOLY SHIT A PHONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Chase Hall
annnnnnnnnddddddddd?
Camden Lopez
Transcript from Biden:
>I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now was I... Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt at the time. You couldn't get where onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Jaxson Scott
Please. Tell us more haha.
Grayson Wood
>Less than an hour
It's Joever.
Jonathan Campbell
According to journos the call ended so badly that russia will invade tomorrow already lol
Aiden Wood
>he thinks putin doesn't want war
despite russia being a poor nation, they've wasted tons of money and valuable resources to move a quarter million men plus tanks and transports and howitzers and mortars and all sorts of junk to one specific part of the country.....for a laff? russia doesn't have the money to be wasting it on creating lolz
Matthew Rogers
Trump phone calls were always way more fun, you never knew if they were going to spark a nuclear war or perhaps a presidential impeachment
Asher Ortiz
did somebody mention status motherfucking 6?
Michael Lewis
>the most important politicians in the world decide the fate of nations in a 1h phone call
>Any Forumstards discuss useless minutias for days on end
really tells you why they're in command and you're here gossiping like white whores
Caleb Smith
This. War is a great distraction for the upcoming monetary collapse.
Austin Foster
Brainlet, Russia has been surging hundreds of thousands of troops every year for past decade, it has 'wasted' it's assigned training budget.
Ryan Gray
From what I've heard from analysts, the current costs associated with redeploying the troops are in line with Russia's budget allocated to military exercises. The money is already set aside and it won't affect the rest of their budget at all. Plus Russia is currently running a budget surplus
Jack Parker
How can they have a phone call when they don't speak eachothers language?
Nathan Hall
>INCOMING!!!
Bentley Smith
Putin: You won't do shit you retarded nigger faggot
Biden: Shits pants
Biden: I know, but I need something to distract the people from the illegal shit that they are doing in DC.
Ayden Taylor
Putin speaks english, though not fluently. Generally they each have an interpreter with them who translates in real time, but Putin could also switch directly to english if he really wanted the conversation to stay as private as possible
Chase Jackson
>Russia spends one and a half billion a day on the development of Crimea.
No, we don't want war. Let them live on their own money.
Aiden White
Putin speaking English:
youtube.com
Tyler Flores
classic
Grayson Cox
Wonder what words of wisdom Biden gave Putin lmao
Lincoln Ortiz
>they've wasted tons of money and valuable resources to move a quarter million men plus tanks and transports and howitzers and mortars and all sorts of junk to one specific part of the country....
God forbid a nation other than your kike shithole wishes for secure borders! Go the fuck back to facebook, boomer.
Hudson Evans
>imagine having Putin on the other end
I'd be shitting bricks
Luke Ross
Hurry up!
Ryder Brown
The call that saved Ukraine
Lincoln Harris
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Xavier Russell
Biden agreed to send Putin Nancy's favorite ice cream
hilariously that's all he really wanted
that and some of her vodka
Robert Martin
Carpet boomeranging is a war crime.
Lincoln Brooks
The U.S. doesn't want war, they are peacekeepers. It is Russia that wants this war and will do anything to get that war. Our military and President Biden will make sure that doesn't happen.
Caleb Adams
Biden probably lost his train of thought 6 minutes in and then started to order a pizza.
Nicholas Torres
He probably recounted that story about how he was in the pool and his leg hair was blond
Jack Ross
stfu paid shill faggot. the establishment loves war.