What happens here?

What happens here?

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There's a girl on pornhub that's called made in canarias so i assume they fuck a lot on these isles

I was in Tenerife. Fucking heaven on earth. Nice beaches. Their water park is also really cool. The capital was alive and friendly at night.. Wish I could visit again...

lava and roosters
bark bark bark

It's where mexicans are born before they are sent to the border.

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Did you fly KLM?

>What happens here?
a lot of this

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Like Hawaii but with rednecks

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Lot of negros, reduced taxes because muh island. People build homes under volcanoes and when the lava engulf them they cry on TV. Subsidized bananas. Used to be a holly day destination before Corona, because its sunny and warm all the year

Menas running around

ok Pablo

>Menas
Middle Eastern and North African youth

Suspiciously lots of germans after 1945

I sometimes have ebay buyers from there but I can't ship to them.

as a Basque I can confirm this is 200.0% accurate.

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>not even netherlands know about Spain
this is an area that was raped by moors for 900 years who left the most intricately beautiful architecture behind and some rugs and left to go rape some sicilians and go back and rape some turks and go back and rape some jews and go back.
anyhoo, this area used to be heavily wooded, they chopped all that shit up, made ships and sunk in some english warlock war and came home to a desert.
that's basically the 10,000 year history of spain

Is this a haiku?

>Wish I could visit again...
sometimes larps repeat user

My sister and her husband went there aswel on vacation, im considering moving there because of the housing crisis and general shitty athmosphere of the netherlands.