All the barbershops in New York require me to be vaccinated
I can’t get a haircut anywhere around here.
I fucking tried cutting my own hair and this is what happened. I’m seriously considering getting vaccinated now.. what the fuck do i do? Should i get vaccinated and get a decent haircut or just have fucking shitty ass haircuts from myself now on?
slide thread. rosemary.
>become self-sufficient
Just wear a suitable hat until you can try again. You’ll learn how it works eventually.
Go bald it will grow back
Haha. They have tutorials on YouTube. For now your only option is semi-skinhead.
get a $20 set of clippers from walmart and be done with it. fucking faggot bitch, actually, go get the rna therapy
just grow it out then, long hair is awesome
If you are considering folding over hair then you aren't prepared for the worse shit to come.
Get your Fauci ouchie.
Why the fuck do you dumbasses live in New York still? Gtfo NOW!
next time just go a little longer on the sides. Stop worrying about it.
lol barbers. In a normal world I don't mind supporting my local barber, but if they think I'm wearing a cuckmuzzle I guess I can live the rest of my life without barbers. DIY haircuts from here on out...
BTW you did the back 10,000X better than I can.
Based medieval hairstyle, just own it bro and bring this incredibly chad look back.
Just take a straight razor and run it directly across your throat.
Saves a ton of time.
Imagine being such a fucking bitch that you're crying about not being able to get a haircut. That you're willing to trade away your bodily autonomy for the ability to have some faggot cut your hair.
Just buzz it all off and let it grow out for awhile, then do it all over again.
Keep impersonating a confederate, memeflaggot. You're an embarrassment to the south.
Leave the state. Why would you stay in that terrible state?
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>Doesn't think to just travel outside the city to long island or Jersey where they'll leave you alone.
You get what you deserve dummy. And if you take the LIRR fuck off we're full.
Get one of those three way bathroom mirros. Use your ears for rough orientation. Use your longest trim and move it up the side of your head in a 90 degree upward angle. Then you take the lowest trim configuration you want and do a little stretch of the neck. You hear it when it cuts hair. Then you set it one option longer and remove another stretch of hair. Again, you hear when your buzzer actually cuts something so you shouldn't hear anything when you go over the area you already have cut. This is useful to keep in mind when you creep awards. Then you set it to the next option and do it a little higher. The back of your head has a curve so technically you should've able to move it up 90degrees as well and lose contact where the curve ends, you understand? That's basically it.
For the top of the head use scissors. You can make your hair stick up with water or wax or whatever. Just trim it a little where it goes over the invisible 90 degree line. It's not that difficult.
you look like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder
BIC IT FAGGOT
right? keep going. I use two mirrors and can usually get an acceptable fade. well, i used to, now I just number 1 it all over.
OP here
Contemplating trimming it all off