/NZG/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL - Protests, but more importantly, subs

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>crown territory

Yeah I'm sure this relevant to you fat cunt

shes or helen are going to be mightily pissed a mallard with how badly hes fucked this up come monday

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Imagine it flipping through the air, the bottom bursting off before impact leaving a 35ft fecal streak across our nation's landmark

And the people crying unto parliamentarians; "nay sir, it is YOU who is the 'great unwashed!'"

Imagine the angry letter they get from this asshole.

I want to know the clown who put Mallard in charge and let him take it so personally.

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The guy at 2:10:20 is based.

4D Rush Hour

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Gentlemen.. conceptualize the aroma

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>cogitate the olfactory input

Yes, VPNnigger, it is. Make sure to change your proxy next time before you use anti-american insults. All western countries are about as fat as America. New Zealand is only 6% less obese than us, and that number is steadily reaching parity.

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There's too many expensive apartments around for them to keep it up for long.

See

Normally I'd be against a yank making NZG but you're alright by me so far lol

I'm not VPN, I'm fucking stuck in this fat shithole because it's illegal for me to return to my birth country. Eat shit you 200lb obese cunt.

>All western countries are about as fat as America. New Zealand is only 6% less obese than us, and that number is steadily reaching parity.
Not for long sub bro. The combined efforts of the chinkflu and the sciencejewce are going to absolutely fucking btfo every landwhale for all eternity. Skinnychads rise up!

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Well if nothing else, enjoy the guns while you're there

He's been in so many nzgs he's practically a local. Knows more about this country than most """"""""returning kiws"""""""""""

How do you get a GF, anons?

>I'm fucking stuck in this fat shithole because it's illegal for me to return to my birth country.
The fact that you're a spic doesn't mean you weren't born here. I've met plenty of zoomers like you. You romanticize other countries because you're too poor to travel and find out that other countries also suck.
>Eat shit you 200lb obese cunt.
I ate a Big Mac with fries already, and I'm quite proud of that. Supporting American business is our patriotic duty, especially when that business serves traditional American cuisine, and is a moral paragon that has done more to eliminate world hunger than all other human actions combined.

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talk to a woman faggot

Does New Zealand have nuclear weapons?

I have, retard, but they keep rejecting me, some politely and some not so politely. Closest I've gotten to getting a GF is her saying that "I'm like a brother to her".

No lol

I'm actually a NZer stuck in this fat faggot
shithole. Please keep posting your internet tough guy material.

If you're in the South Island you can join my rapewaffen/raiding party when the bigigloo kicks off. We'll all get gf's one way or another m8

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Why, how will you contain Australian aggression

No. Retarded hippie movement from the 80s made us go none-nuclear. They were so annoying that the French even sunk one of their ships.

Nonetheless it's, The Nuclear Free country, used as a bragging point by some people here.

Stop getting triggered over a literal shitposter dude. It's not real life, it's just 4chins

stop hitting on your sister this aint australia

Yes but normans wont know about them. A bunch dumped off the south island in deep water.

By whinging at them about muh anzac and then sending them our very best, most highly trained expert criminal meth-monkeys. It's done wonders for our relationship with Australia