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hey bro this shit bussin fr no cap

>The Rock is zoomer
Something only a zoomer would think

Should have a zoomie containment thread up at all times

I will simply not leave

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hey how many of you smoke? i'm quitting rn but i'm curious how common it is
also; college or trade school?

trade school because the alternative is being brainwashed

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/ZG/ be hella bussin tonite. Deadass take my bump no cap fr.

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cigs or weed? never really liked cigs and i'm in college. i mostly drink but that's very rare.

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Hello brothers for real for real I haven't a hat.

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Alpha zoomers don't use social media. t.23

If you wait until your 24 or get married you can qualify as an independent student and 0 Expected Family Contribution for student aid. That means you'll very likely get the max 6.5k from pell grants.

There are probably communities out there with kids that pair off and get married for the pell grants. If you do it and divorce equitably after college without diving your assets it's a free ~25k for both of you

Could probably even do it with one of your homies now, no homo

For me it's the Hyde N(igger) bar
Lutofags need not post

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I hate zoomers solely because they let me

fair enough, i know a guy that used to be fairly sane but college really ruined him.
cigarettes, i can't stand weed.
nice, i tried a vape exactly once and didn't care for it.

Social media needs to be banned

I went back to school at 27. The aid that I got was way more then when I originally went at 18 and lived with my parents, despite me having no money at that time.
The entire system is broke.

The 50% gay thing is because they included "allies" in the fuckin post. They are actively trying to make shit seem more gay than they actually are.

don't know if you have tried the nicotine meme products like nic gum yet but i guess that helps some people

Definitely the move if you do any amount of physical labor and get a kick out of a nicotine buzz, Juuls are absolutely the least abrasive airborne nicotine deliver method money can buy, non of the phlem

No it's working more or less exactly as intended. If you're a kid going to school, your parents can help you pay for it. If you wait it's probably because your parents literally can't, and in that case you can qualify for more aid.

Remember that no matter what, if you aren't a literal retard getting a shit degree(in which case you either don't deserve to be in college, or deserve to be making debt payments and a serf debtslave for the rest of your life) the amount of money that you get from a good job from a good degree massively outstrips the money you actually go into debt for. 25k extra income from one year at a good job out of college is totally feasible.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

thank you for the info, i'm in uni right now looking for a girl to shack up with, this might come in handy if i ever need to get a masters for some job or promotion, or if i go completely insane and decide to become a teacher.
i'm going off it cold turkey for now, i have heard that recommended though, thanks user

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