>Change a diaper - check >Plan an invasion >Butcher a hog >Conn a ship >Design a building >Write a sonnet >Build a wall >Set a bone >Comfort the dying - check >Take/give orders - check >Cooperate/act alone - check >Solve equations >Analyze a new problem >Pitch manure - check >Program a computer >Cook a tasty meal >Fight efficiently - Check
>[X] Conjure a familiar >[X] Divine the future >[X] Influence the weak minded >[X] Summon the dead >[X] Charm beasts >[X] Cast a fireball or Cone of Cold >[X] Polymorph >[X] Teleport >[X] Open a portal to an alternate dimension >[X] Transmute base metals >[X] Levitate >[X] Water breathing >[X] Animal speech How many can you check off?
If you haven't learnt shit, how can you teach shit?
Blake Phillips
>[X] Conjure a familiar >[X] Divine the future >[X] Influence the weak minded >[0] Summon the dead >[X] Charm beasts >[X] Cast a fireball or Cone of Cold >[X] Polymorph >[0] Teleport >[X] Open a portal to an alternate dimension >[0] Transmute base metals >[X] Levitate >[X] Water breathing >[X] Animal speech