ITT: everyone acts as american as possible

Yeah so there's this youtuber that's pretty messed up
He's basically eating himself to death for views
A while ago he noticed videos of him crying while eating copious amounts of food while making disgusting noises were garnering a lot of attention
It's an obvious shtick just to milk out the youtube algorithm but hopefully he will see the damage he's doing to himself and get the help that he needs

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*MY PRONOUNS ARE*

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hamburger :)

>Belgium
>talking shit

FUCK YOU EUROPOOR

Hurr durr i'm fat arrogant and retarded my IQ is 12 israel is muh greatest ally that's where jeebuz wuz born

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He's Ukrainian you know, what a disgrace.

Wonder what is doing there the white woman.....

POST IT

I hate this little manlet like you wouldn't believe.

i pledge allegiance to the flag
of the united states of america
and to the republic, for which it stands
one nation, under God, indivisible
with liberty and justice for all

ITT

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>muh whites
>no more brother wars
and my mutilated dick is better now without the foreskin.

>Unable to transact with major payment processors because I publicly shared a right-leaning opinion

guuurl you oughhta sue dat racist landlord for dose stairs mmmhhmmm

I heckin LOOOOOOVE jewereenos!

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Uh, hey there Jack, I'm from Delaware and I tell you what.

what a unit

She just wanted to taste new things in the land of the free and the brave,,,

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Can't be more American than this : youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1cVwO65gA

ze/zer, demigenger, diversity is our strength™, BLM

I had a dream that I sliced Nikocado Avocado’s neck open with a broken dinner plate. I can’t stand the guy, he’s fucking disgusting.

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i just cant stand critical, his early vids were funny but now its vomit-worthy

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>unable to fuck white women in my own country so I'm in a shithole where my 5k bank account makes people think I'm rich

Ok but this dude could kick your ass

I went to the McDonalds in my local walmart, figured I'd make my trip easier, plus my mobility scooter only has enough battery for one trip, I really needed to pick up some heavy duty toilet paper in a 50 pack, plus my gf really was craving some pork rinds after jamal came over

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fail. now she's just another fatty

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I'll suck cocks for ammo

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based, ill give you a whole one round of 9mm for a sloppy one

the internet has made yall tough, you wouldnt say that to my face because of my 2nd amendment rights,

It looks like a small child in a space suit is riding on his back

Foreskins are disgusting. Everyone should have their foreskin cut off at birth because it's cleaner or something.

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i love israel so much i want to get my legs blown for it

How tf would you even stick your dick in her snaz

2 miles is not "walking distance"

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oh fuck now I'm hard

hamburger :)

This is a manifestation of the goal of life,
and one day life will conquer the laws of reality to make it true,
and the American dream will have been a part of it.
One day.

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Guys we have to protect our judeo Christian values!

Not good enough, you need to have all the skin burnt off your face as well.

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