HAPPENING: I just baked a bread all by myself!

My dad makes better bread.

Congratulations! Did you use yeast, or do you have yourself a sourdough starter?

The ultimate anti communist test

The best food always looks like shit.

underproofed and underbaked

Looks undercooked

I'm still rangebanned from baking, I look upon you with envious eyes user.

These are some good threads.

looks like a xenomorph busted out of the top of your loaf of bread.

Looks doughy, just the way I like it.
Based bread.
Now what did you slide

Looks nice.. hope it tastes as good as it looks

Your mom

it looks raw lol, put it back in the oven till it gets some color, or a lot

You eat bread made out of chemicals and sugar.

the jew fear the home baker

Embarassing.

IT IS INDEED THE END OF THE WORLD, WW3 HERE WE GO

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Hell yeah
Fuck you, bread monopoly
BUMP

Looks a little underdone in the middle, but good first try. Make yourself some sourdough, it'll be worth it.

bread niggers get the rope

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Says the mutt who eats sliced corn syrup.

Nice bread

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you'll never get a husband with cooking like that, OP.

Looks undercooked

it looks bad, but the jew fears the bread Chad
all you need is 10kg of flour to survive a month. It costs pennies and is priceless when shit hits the fan

try making a nice soup first, maybe

Nice food powder.

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nice job bro

Nice work fren!

If you're really lazy just get one of these.

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Checked

You didn't knead it enough, and it may have needed more time to rise. Make sure you activate your yeast first before mixing it in.

undercooked and poor structure. work on your ratios by weight; 60% hydration, 2% salt, 2% yeast, first rise develops structure, second rise develops shape, bake until dark brown.

Nicely done. Next time cook it a bit longer. When it's done it'll sound hollow if you knock on it with something.

you monster

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When I first moved out inna woods, I started making bread because I only go into town about once a month. At first I sucked (although I was proud of the first bread I made) Now I make bread once or twice a week and I keep getting better at. Don't give up!

Same

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Good first try user, keep it up and improve for next time

Do you have a vagina now?

>made out of chemicals
dhmo.org/facts.html

a thread died for this loaf

some yeast would be nice

Your bread is crumbly because you havent kneeded it enough, kneed the shit out of it, you basically cant overwork it by hand.

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I've been wanting to try this myself for a while now. Baking your own bread from locally sourced ingredients is BASED.

Imagine actually eating a sandwich, knowing that the bread, the butter, the salami, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and all that crap was produced by local farmers (or even yourself!) and the kike bastards are completely cut out of the equation...

We must break free from the carbohydrate-Jew!

how do you microwave bake bread and make it look as good as OPs?

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Congrats, user. I love making bread. t. a fat bastard

Cook it longer -- but fuckin awesome

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>pale
>probably consistency of an English muffin
try again, faggot.
practice makes perfect.

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Sirovo ti ovo, cigo.

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home made bread is 100x better than store bought even if your a halfwit baker like me

Looks like shit slavnigger

not bad king

Get some fucking yeast and find a recipe you twat

Highly recommend you getting loaf pans.

YEP! Checked user. And proud of you, genuinely.

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Really? Fuck, you just convinced me to finally give it a go. Will start next week. Any recommendations for tutorials or tips?

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Well done sir.
You have made me more proud than the entirety of pol has done today.

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Breadfag here, enjoy based Serb
GAIN THE CARBS

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What is this dish, that looks amazing.

to be clear, it's also only good for a few hours before it turns into a rock

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Checked and based advice-giving home baker.

If you enjoy baking look up some tutorials. One can judge a civilization purely by breads and pastries alone.

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