>Be Russia
>Have lower GDP than Italy
>Be irrelevant on the world stage
>get mad that China replaced you as #1 enemy
>come up with an idea to get attention
>put some soldiers on ukraines border
>be in the news 24/7
>appear relevant again without doing anything
A complete nothing burger.
gdp is a meme
that's a man
He's in shock. Take him to the infirmary!
ugly ass mexican
Russia is a poor backwards shithole that must be wiped off the map at all costs. I hope that poor shithole burns in Hell
Ugly man
Show tatas it gtfo
Even 1 state in our country..of 50 states... California has like 2-3x the GDP of the entire poor Russian shithole
what is wrong with this beaners face?
>be fingol
>even less relevant
>so irrelevant no one even cares
GDzp is a trotskyite lie.
Russia has had troops on the border of Eastern Europe for decades. Reporting on this shit at all was a distraction.
It would be like if Lil' Kim promised to destroy America again and every news channel was talking about it all day and it started trending on twitter and shills started spamming it here.
damn all that money and you still lost a war to goat herders… better start doing overtime if you want to fight euros
>be Russia
>come out of communism
>have a mostly White productive population
>have god-tier leader bringing GDP per capita from 1300 to 16000+ in just 15 years
>be one of the only financially sound countries in the world with 17% debt to GDP and a bright future
>meanwhile crumbling countries with 100-300%+ debt to GDP heading into depression without massive amounts of monetary and fiscal stimulus sanction you
>weak commodity prices fuck you further
The west had it coming, when China rug pulls the USA and turns them into their debt slaves, the Yuan, Ruble, Australian Dollar will be the world's reserve currencies -- oil will be traded between Russia and China in yuan/rubles and the only hope of Americans to have a good future for their children will be to move to Australia and New Zealand which share the English language but still have sound finances.
bitch be hungry
>Australia
>sound finances
Kek if only you knew
biggest industry is iron ore to China, second biggest is selling university places
They never had 100k troops massed on the border 'doing exercises' until the past month. Stop making shit up.
> massed on the border
Kek stop falling for media narrative idiot
>le GayDayPee xD
why are you so retarded? there are photos
Fpbp
>360745600
>that pic
milhouse will never be a meme
based in Russia idiot
Also where do the photos show Ukrainian troops? not massed at the border I hope?
There's no photos of Ukranian troop build up because there isn't one. The Russian troops are 140 miles from Kiev.
If 100k Chinese troops arrived on a fleet of ships, and stayed in international waters outside Australia just doing 'training exercises', do you think you might be a little upset?
It's all relative. Australia has sound finances compared to the USA, Japan, and most European countries.
>mfw suicidal and hope this shit actually starts so everyone else can go out with us
nothing will give me more pleasure than everyone who lived/grew up is nice safe countries eating a fucking missile.
Kek sure there isn’t tard, bbc tell you that?
and you mean if China stationed its troops in China? Oh noes!
absolute dumbass
Lol we would crash harder than Argentina if China stopped buying ore
Which part of Russia are you from bro? If you know English, why don't you move here?
>it’s Russia!!! they are going to invade!!!
Kek the 60’s called mate they want your scare tactics back