Will Macron be able to defuse the Russian bomb?
"LEAVE PUTIN TO ME"
Jose Mitchell
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Gabriel Ward
>Hello President Macron, please come in.
>*Unbuttons suit*
>*Takes off his height-pumping shoes*
>*Unzips his tiny manlet pants*
>Slip
>Putin bends over the table
>"Blease put in my hole macron"
>YES MACRON YES RIGHT IN HERE FUCK FUUUCK OMG
Andrew Edwards
As if Macron would ever allow somebody to usurp his place as a bottom.
Austin Miller
Andrew Watson
A little thing for you guys.
77 > double seven > Double oh seven.
Xavier Howard
Macron can't even handle his own country, why did he think he could handle fucking PUTIN
Dominic Wilson
Macron only can refuse some granny ass pussy
William Perez
There never were any real negotiations. Russians are asking to dismantle the sovereingty of nations and knew damn well others would never accept it. It is just a tactic to throw around impossible demands and blame other party when they did not give in. As a russian neighbor all of diplomats deal with this behavior all the time.
Gavin James
Top kek
Luke Reed
Beautiful.
Connor Phillips
Yes, jupiterian powerhouse billionaire banker> murderous kleptocrat billionaire gangster
Andrew Scott
My fucking sides
Parker Carter
The Trudeau of Europe? I sincerely doubt it.
Chase Green
Jace Edwards
He';s gonna let his geriatric wife suck Putin's dick.
Jayden Perez
Swedes say they pop in on them from time to time, threaten to annihilate them and then politely depart
Alexander Cook
France would beat Russia 1v1.
Aaron Price
Lincoln Moore
in what, star craft?
Anthony Walker
>please don't put missile systems near my border, thanks
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN OPEN DOOR POLITERINO, IMPOSSIBLE, YOU WANT ONLY WAR
Angel Cooper
This, but ironically, France quietly has the greatest fighting spirit in all of Europe
Jayden Gomez
The only thing that i know is, if a similar situation happened in the American continent, you can be sure nuclear weapons would be one of the first options of the United States, they don't think twice before installing dictatorships here.
Robert Gonzalez
Does anyone have the original picture ?
Owen Gomez
Macron theme song
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Carter Diaz
Would you refuse to fuck a granny? Shieeet. Granny pussy might be the only kind of pussy you will ever get, faggot.
Henry Sanders
It would pain me to fight Russian bros but I must admit I can't wait
Nathaniel Walker
Looks like putin is ready to quickdraw him
Alexander Gonzalez
>that dumb sandnigger writing in arabic thinking... (or maybe knowing?) french people will understand
They're getting bold
Logan Torres
>France quietly has the greatest fighting spirit in all of Europe
He doesn't know
Xavier Morris
t.granny hands
Jonathan Russell
Like you never fucked a granny.
Aaron Ramirez
I have an old french military rifle for sale, never fired, dropped only once
Camden Jenkins
Hahaha now do the one of toasting champagne in a suit pepe
Xavier Morris
> jupiterian powerhouse
sounds so nice, I hate to ruin your fantasy
Carter Gomez
Wrong, nuclear weaponry is and always has been used exclusively as a deterrent by the US. Why do you think we put three tactical nukes in Taiwan? To offensively attack the PRC?
Carter Myers
No, have not.
James Reyes
>were only putting a gun to your head to calm things down
Eli Long
Hahahahahaha
Liam Davis
Macron has always been the catcher.
Colton Davis
You have one of the strongest military in Europe, but against Russia? A lot of things would have to align for that to happen.
Owen Mitchell
You can't see the forest for the trees here. Putin is also a jew that is why this might actually work.
Ryder Watson
Nicholas Stewart
You are asking Ukraine to give up its independence and ability to decide for itself which is exactly why there never were any negotiations and you never even planned on them. It's just a fake show on which you try to appear blameless, heh it's Ukraines fault afterall since they did not give up their country for free. Typical russian scum tactics.
Camden Sanchez
I wonder how much Putins lip quivered during their negotiations
Joseph Bailey
You wanted to nuke Cuba to smithereens but luckily for the world the soviets had given the Cubans nukes early enough.
Grayson Lewis
In a defensive war ? France achieves statu quo and eventually wins by attrition.
And that's 1v1. In reality Russia has to cross 3500 km of NATO territory.
Isaac Foster
I want to see Putin judo throw Micron all across the tables and floors, then armbar him until he admits his wife is actually a 60 year old man in a dress