>Yo you do be late nigga !

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Sheeeiiit! Muh precious!

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>Finna eat 2nd breakfast, nigguh

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Bix nod

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A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to

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Whas up nigguh?

Da witey! Dat Cracka him stoled dem ranges!

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I needed that laugh.

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If Stacy Abrams an Micheal Jackson had a kid.

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Not bad.

"Wizniggas ain't neva late. And they so as shit ain't neva early. They show up 'zackly when the fuck they fee like."

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why didnt they fly the ring into mordor with the eagles

Grand wizard is never late

Lord of the nigs...

>Gandalf the Shite

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>The gang of da rang
>Dem two BBC
>Da return of da kang

lmao

Pippin: Fuck nigga , never think it do be end like dis

Gandalf: End? Dumb nigga , da trip doesn't end here. Getting smoked is just anoda lane , every nigga goes down it. The grey smoke of yo crack pipe rolls back , den yo see nigga.

PIPPIN: Nigga you tripping?See what?

GANDALF: White womyn , thick and blond
and glistening with da watermelon juice , carrying dem buckets of chicken.

PIPPIN: Oh fuck nigga now you got me hard as a pipe , that ain't so bad.

GANDALF: No lil nigga , it fucking ain't.

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this one isn't even that bad. this nigger is legendary tier but they need to get their own fucking canon. LOTR is full

They dun took the Bridge and the Sec'on Hawl. We closed up dem gates, but sheeeeeeeiiiiiit cayn't hol dem muhfukkas fo long. The ground be shakin'... Drums. Drum machines in the hood. We stuck y'all. I think the polees be hurr too...We finna git tow up... Oh shit, they be coming nigga!

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>tolkien was known for writing songs
>just imagine

>wooooooo lawdy dem hobbits went hard
>wooooooo lawdy dem hobbits went hard
>don knowbody know dat Eru be gooooood
>don knbody NO day eru be god

>wins 64 grammys
>tolkiens spirit descends further into despair

kek

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How are things in russia?

>they were once whites. Great kings of Men.

>Then Sauron dat Mothafucka gave to them nine Rangs of Powah. Dem greedy sons of bitches, Dey took dem without question. One by one falling into blackness.

>Now dey are slaves to his will. Dem Nizggul, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of da Rang. Drawn to the powah of the One. They will never stop chasin yo ass.

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holy kek

did I miss the amazon LoTR cast announcement or are we just getting ready for it?

>It makes me sad really

this thread is fucking gold mine lmao

Damn; I'm obviously not going to watch this globohomo disgrace but please tell me they aren't going to nigger my boy. He is ginger so I have fears for him; I just want them to leave him alone

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>nigglo and hodo
>unemployed black hobbit layabouts

wtf i love jewmerica now AY YO SAURON BE OUT HERE DOING DEM BLACK SHIREFOLKS DIRTY HOL UP *steals the ring of power* with sauron as a white male the story is hardly even retconned

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lol

oh I guess I did miss it

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dwarf kween is a nigger, worse yet, they found the only she-boon in existence WITHOUT a beard to play her.

i wouldnt even care about casting if they could make a half decent show
take their WoT one for instance
I've read the entire series multiple times but did not watch a single episode as it's clearly garbage from the reviews
why do they love dumping money down the drain?

Because you don't need to waste money on story or writing or any of that shit anymore. You just take things that have already been created, fill them with niggers and stronkwimmin, and they money rolls in.

It's peak clown world.

A Jew a nigger and a mutt. Such is life in America