$50,000 enlistment bonus!!!
Imagine yourself in a foxhole in Eastern Europe
Russians are advancing
>Your battle buddy is not shooting
>quickly glance over
>blood everywhere
>OH.SHIT.BATTLE.BUDDYS HIT
>Crawl over to give first aid
>Battle buddy suddenly looks up, right at you
>user, give me some privacy, I have to dilate
>Imagine
The USA is so royally screwed
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>Kick out pureblood
>as COVID take tolls
Geeez, I wonder why.
Lol shut the fuck up they pay people 50k to sign up?
Remember that 50k today will be worth 10k by the time the payment is processed
pretty sure that's only for a 6 or 8 year contract, unless the job you pick is very much in demand. it's honestly too bad about the state of the military, I would like to join. but it's become globohomo / DEI, and it's hard to argue that you aren't a mercenary for international corporations and Israel at least to some extent. really only worth it if you need it as a way out of poverty and have no other options
Everything bad that happens to our government is good.
Good question. Why isnt anyone willing to throw their youth away to live in shitty barracks for low pay and possibly get sent to fight in wars of aggression only to come back maimed and jobless.
No one wants to get fucked by a faggot
>demoralize your military by pushing women, trannies and fags
>oh no, nobody wants to die for globohomo anymore!
"Covid" aka vaxx side-effects and vaxx mandates, Fuck them. Let them fight from under the rubble of the society they collapsed with their own idiocy.
Throw all the trannies on the front line
that's the thing, you could get a non combat job, even one that would get you quickly promoted to a level where you don't have to live in a barracks anymore
but people won't do it. because the people who are suited for this type of work are largely turned off by what the military and the government overall have become, and the people they have tried to capitulate to still don't want to join the military
and to build on what you're saying, if you were an intelligent and physically capable person why risk your life fighting for a country that does not care about you or your people, it just seeks its own survival and the furthering of several interest groups and foreign entities
Yeah but you have to commit to the military for at least seven years and they’ll only pay you at the end.
lmao hard pass. just a matter of time until they have all the equipment in the world and no one who cares enough about the country to operate it.
and that's another thing, just how fucking stupid can they be? recruitment is already low, then they try to push a vaccine mandate on a pool of people who are by and large against them
I don't even think it's about trying to change the demographics of the military, it's just incompetence
Go quick amerimutt Israel is hiring
"Better start believin' in gulag stories miss turner.... You're in one!"
God this image gives brings back shitty memories. was in air force rotc in college until those cuntwhores drove me to quit. Literally all of the flight commanders were ugly creepy bitches like those two. The military is so fucked.
>portuguese calling other people mutts
They're doing $3k sign on bonus for bus drivers in LA, they need 800 bus drivers and no one's biting.
Nobody gives a shit.
Behold the american warfighter, no diversity hikes missed, ready to spread homosexuality to Botswana SIR YES SIR!!
no they pay you an extra 50k over the lifetime of your enlistment
If ever
>become the slave of people who hate you for just $50k you'll probably be too dead or disabled to enjoy
yeah sounds like an excellent deal
Fuck I'll join for $50k. But Im not running, not doing pushups and no fucking yes sir no sir bullshit.
all governments resort to bribery when the people lose faith in their ability
even their supporters can't deny the fact that american patriotism is dead
$50k is not a lot of money. That’s like a year’s worth of a work for median income.
$50,000 will buy like a loaf of bread in a few weeks when hyperinflation really sets in.
Better buy gold or something.
>Taking in fiat money at the dawn of unprecedented inflation
HAHAHAHAHA
YEAH DIE FOR $50K YOU'LL NEVER SEE
PURE AMERICAN CONFLICT WE THE PEOPLE SURELY WANTED TO BE INVOLVED IN, RIGHT?
The weeds are dieing, hoes are not needed. Niggers need to be sent to flint, they will do good there
Most young Americans are either too fat, mentally ill, low-IQ, or violent to join the military. They are desperate as fuck to recruit the select few who would actually qualify to join.
>be the jews
>gut the US for profit
>why won't anyone fight our wars anymore
Lmao imagine your drill sergeant was a fat black woman with dreads, gap tooth neck roll bitch hahaha
I live near a military base. OfferUp is always full of expensive crap like 500gallon fish tank that “I can’t take with me”
Those bonuses are only for certain jobs that need qualified candidates. They won't just pay you 50k to go be a laundry technician. Also, that bonus is taxable and paid out across the length of your contract.
Anons, if you want to milk the military for all its worth, go 35N and sign a 3 year contract rather than the full 4. You WILL have great job prospects and a TS/SCI clearance to boot. Even if you fail, you will be placed in another intelligence MOS and still have job offers before you wrap up your time.
hyperinflation isn't going to set in anytime soon, total meme from people who don't know enough about monetary policy and the global economy
they cause a lot of mess and fuck up their own employees and ''soldiers''
whats the price of a mile and how much is the price of blowjobs everyday, and bootlicking or you're fired and targeted and your life ruined and psyche tortured daily lol
Why would I want to go fight for Israel, trannys, and old rich faggots when I could go work in the oil fields to make more money with 0% of the faggotry.
They can always hire guatemalans and hondurans, for them 50k is like 500k for regular americans and they dont care about US being gutted
I will not take the vax, I will not die for Israel, and I sure as hell won't take a 4 year contact for 50K. Even if I wanted to join I am part of a NatSoc groups so I would get kicked out if ZOG found that out.
No one wants the clot shot, faggot.
Yeah, we're gonna lose this fucking war
Nigger, even food prices are ballooning.
The DoD literally has a paper on unwanted character traits. It includes patriotism so fuck the military. I make more than $50k a year anyway and I don't have to die for fighting for bankers' profit.
America is gone, why fight for its corpse and for the people who killed it?
I can't imagine why they're struggling for new recruits
Not other people just Americans
Hivemind
this, these "people" are shameless
If it mean I finna get up fo noon. I'm out.
The vaccine mandate.
7% isn't anything close to hyperinflation and the fed is cutting rates soon (but they might choose not to). The other user is right.
What war? Ukraine isn't part of nato, we aren't going to get involved.
lel they probably don't even pay that enlistment bonus at all, it's one of those things like you see in an ad for payday loans or some shit where they promise you cash upfront but they don't tell you that you probably won't get a decent amount and they'll send someone to break your legs for not paying 110% interest by the next day regardless if you got $5 or $5000 only instead of poor junkie niggers getting their legs broken it's patriautistic meatheads being blown to smithereens by supposedly inferior opponents.
I wonder what goes on his mind in this picture, he signed up to be yelled at by some negress, personally I would rather take a physical beating than that
>work on an assemblyline
>1700 hours a year
>make 108k
My unskilled labor affords me everything l want. Why would l go suffer for this evil government when l have a cushy union job
This.
>Spend two generations destroying the white man's future
>Wonder why white man won't fight for your cause anymore
Hello watchlist
I don't know of I even give a shit what the Russians or Chinese do anymore, at least their version of the future isn't a woke mulloto shit hole built around desecrating my people's legacy.
Lol hivemind
why die for a nation that is replacing you and destroying your culture?
I wouldn't piss on this anti-white male zog shithole even if it was on fire
What war would that be?
I don't care if the bonus was $150k I'm not going to have some weak little bitch yelling at me. My deadlift is higher than the female world record. My grip strength is above the highest ever recorded for a female. And I am 200lb and can run an 8 minute mile and do a 5k every week. Sometimes I run with weighted vest and backpack with water bottles. About 40 lbs. It doesn't change my time much on the 5k. I do 50 pushups at a time from 0-300 in a day as I feel like it. I used to practice martial arts and got to step 22 in a 50 round ladder match. Not great. The highest scoring female got to round 6.
I'm pretty average for a fit guy, I'm jealous of most of the guys at the gym to be honest.
But there is probably not a woman alive that stands a chance against me in a fight. I have practiced martial arts, lifting, and shooting as hobbies my entire life. I am not the best at any, but the male average is just way too high above their best and I'm not average. I would be enraged, I would barely be able to hold back from just strangling her with one arm while she flails around. Other men would need to rescue her and it would ruin my life. Her weakness offends me. How dare she stand where such great men have stood. Where Chesty Puller has stood. How dare she wear that uniform or presume to be judge over my strength. It makes my blood boil. It is humiliating, emasculating, to have some 4 ft 90lb goblin scream at me. I will not tolerate weakness or be under it. Only greater men or men who have earned my respect shall ever lead me into battle. Not these little desk jockies. Go back to changing diapers.
Maybe what I am saying is offensive. Who gives a shit, this is war? Does the army want non-offensive weak soldiers that delicate little women can push around? Love me or hate me, no army will be successful without appealing to men like me.
jejs alberto with the slick bantz
The whites from southern states that traditionally entered the military, are not enlisting due to jews, niggers and trannys turning the military woke
50 grand to be a ZOGbot soldier for Israel
a proud white man has no place in today's military
>advertise huge bonuses
>they recall the bonuses years later
>not my problem goyim
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Never trust Liberal kikes in any position of power.
Imagine enlisting in current day to die for ZOG
If you sign a 6 year contract for a high demand job.
I got a 40k back in '16. It's not that huge of a bump.
Fucking really? Where can I read it?
>actually trying to use the jew number
Some stuff has more than doubled.
Covid didn't take a toll, left wing biased non-soldiers in command that never went to basic, never been to war, simply went to school on tax payer dollar skipping the entire process of becoming a military man took their toll chasing the political scam of the pandemic and forced vaccination. Among other things, the problems are deeper and made me leave in 2015. There's been an exodus of quality troops since near the end of the Bush admin that has amplified every year with further left leaning policy becoming doctrine. Do yourselves a favor if the thought even crosses your mind, don't enlist unless you love globohomo.
If you get the money after the required 6 years of service it won'e even be worth 1k from todays standard anymore
>bro we will give you 50k if you promise to hate America and inject Gate's Mystery Serum
Pass.
Same in Virginia with school busdrivers. They can't even get the kids to fucking school because driving a bus is shit pay and if you so much as breathe on a child you're a felon and registered child abuser.
we're seeing an increase in prices largely due to supply chain issues. and like the other user said, even if it's 7% in actual inflation (not just supply shock) that is nowhere near hyperinflation territory. people who suggest hyperinflation will happen anytime soon don't understand that the dollar is still very much in demand and that the US isn't the only country who prints its way out of financial crises
>the future of the American military is to hire narco mercenaries from Central and South America
It's over
>can run an 8 minute mile and do a 5k every week
Is this supposed to be a brag user? This isn’t even good.