PACK IT UP CHUDS, JOE IS PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN! WATCH AND LEARN DRUMPFTARDS!
HAPPENING CANCELLED - BIDEN STEPPING IN!
Easton Wood
Adam Garcia
Idiots. All they have to do to stop war is not let Ukraine into NATO and recognize Crimea as part of Russia. Just meet the Ruskis half way
Parker Diaz
>please Putin baka san do not attack
Kek, pathetic
Hudson Barnes
NUKE US PLEASE, PUTIN
Michael Anderson
look, americans (not the government) don't give two shits about ukraine.
you can have it for all we care, the whole damn thing.
if you're gonna nuke someone, nuke that degenerate shithole europe and leave it at that.
Thomas Martin
Whats brandon gonna do? threaten putin with sharting on him if he takes ukraine?
Josiah Stewart
Don't listen to him Putin, I'm about to make good money on my RSX puts and RTX calls
Jaxson Cruz
Just fucking wait
>Joe Biden, do not add any more of our neighbors to your hostile military alliance
>"No can do, I don't have time for this malarky"
>Okay, we will preemptively attack the nations you will use to choke us out, and thereby defend our borders
>"Oh wait wait wait, let's talk"
>Okay, do not add any more of our neighbors to your hostile military alliance
>"No can do, I don't have time for this malarky"
>War ensues
Hudson Martin
The western empire is beginning to crumble. We are in for a beautiful show my friends.
Sebastian Cook
Lol russia was never going to attack and this is just a psyop to give the admin and boris a fake win to help their poll numbers.
Dominic Edwards
Biden is going to take credit for scaring Putin out of a war that was never going to happen.
Benjamin Richardson
Deep state is dedicated to their “adult larp”…
Lucas Brown
They're trying to push the invasion back by another two weeks, do you not see this??
Colton Ward
Please do something stupid and get DC nuked
Please do something stupid and get DC nuked
Please... please... please...
Jaxson Gray
He's just going to ask him to please let them collect all the Americans and then he can kill everyone who's left.
Asher Wilson
all theatre.
Michael Reed
what means this """baka""" ?
Anthony Sullivan
I bet Biden gives Putin a list of things not to do (like war) and Putin begs the great Joe Biden for forgiveness.
Just kidding. Putin laughs at biden right to his face.
Lincoln Green
Based Biden!
Grayson Lewis
Uh oh
Cooper Torres
Lay off the minecraft chief
Chase Hernandez
If and when I get drafted, I will turn and ____ my superiors in the _____ after they give me live ____________.
Carson Lee
He's just going to make things worse, I can't wait.
James Mitchell
More like Biden calling to threaten Putin with war. Russia doesn't want war and has made that very clear.
Jews are gonna die if they keep pushing for it.
Lucas Reed
just look at the confidence
Owen Smith
so he was bluffing all this time? who honestly believes the US is capable of going up against an actual super power and not some third world banana republic. should mind our own business and focus on fixing this broken ass country but we all know now that they want america to become weaken for the eventual UN/CCP gun grab so they can finally have their slave planet
Andrew Walker
baka
Jaxon Allen
I feel sorry for Biden's britches
Julian Powell
>Trying to stop
>Not just stopping
USA will back down and come out with articles declaring "We arent letting Ukraine join us, and that's a good thing"
FFS its almost like they actually WANT a war
Grayson Kelly
>”mr president, I’m calling you today on behalf of the world and, uh…. Let’s see, um… where was I…” *audible fart*
Cooper Williams
>Just saw on the news that Sleepy Joe is going to call Putin and beg him (like a dog) not to invade Ukraine. He will be groveling at his feet. you get more pathetic than that? Sad! Our country looks very weak right now. Wouldn't have happened with me!
Alexander Baker
Hmm, I wonder why this is suddenly so important?
Michael Nelson
wag that dog, everyone having tea and crumpetts in the bunker
Jeremiah Nguyen
We from the EU do not even care about the EU... Fuck Putin could drop a tactical nuke on Brussels and we will pretend our nose is bleeding.
Benjamin Morgan
Biden is a feckless Senile coward. The only thing Russia will understand is force. If anything talking with Biden will embolden Russia.
Julian Parker
They need to look like they’re doing something, but nobody actually cares about preventing a war with Russia. In fact, most Westerners would love the chance to kill some Russians. They are pathetic, filthy vodka niggers who hacked our election, and they are religious zealots as well :DDDD
Come on Morty, it’s time to kill Russians with the power of SCIENCE
Julian Evans
>listen here f-f-fat I mean vlad, my butts been wiped and w-w-well see the thing is I'm on the phone uh............ my son....... listen what I mean i-i-i-is, yes, a small incursion is fine
Transcript of the call.
Jaxson James
I'm thinking there's a lot of Jewish dirt hiding in Ukraine.
Brody Taylor
Now THIS is shitposting
Logan Clark
Based
Benjamin Hughes
I have no problem with the Russian people only their Government.
Hudson Turner
Why do you retards give audience to chang leaf posters?
Oh wait, too many fucking faggots here now.
Blake Lee
2/10
NIGGER
Ian Nguyen
>Biden will call Putin
>Putin: Пpивeт.
>Biden: Who is this? Why are you calling this late? Where am I?