Pompeis state department just leaked intel that caesar is marching 4000 Gaelic cavalry on the rubicon with possible intent on regime change in rome!
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT
A LEGION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOME
Alea iacta est
Based.
Fuck the Optimates. All my niggas hate the Optimates. Cicero is all right tho.
>no sovrce
fvck off homo
Ummm do you have a copy of the official announcement with royal seal on it?
Yet another glowgavl scroll.
Check the forums
The republic will be fine. Nothing ever happens.
HOLY SHIT A SHEKEL JUST FLEW OVER JUDEA
None of this would have happened if Crassus wasn't a fucking moron. I told you his war was stupid, but you faggots were all like "Based Crassus going to end the Parthian Problem" and here we are now.
He will not cross until winter is over. Most of the legions are still beyond the alps in spain. The Gods are against him, Pompeii is a true believer in the science of warfare.
Jvdean misinfo. Sadge.
Based. Caesar will restore the republic to it's former glory
So it begins?
>2 more full moons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY HECKIN" LEGIORINOS
Still not getting the Favci Ovchie.
Any Forums just loves sucking billionaire rent seeking cock
digits confirm, caesar will cvck out like usual.
You guys are all retards, I will leave this sinking shithole republic and move to based Egypt, last holdout of the trve heirs of alexander. Unconquerable.
>last heirs
That's what fucking Pontus said, and look at them now.
pay your fucking debt eg*ptian