HAPPENING

Wife just texted me from Ramstein Air Base. They have gone to LERTCON 1.

Adding ELINT News to my list of shills.

I am sure the good standing userbase of Any Forums will remember the names of these literal who throwaway twitter handles and will never trust their bullshit again if this turns out to be false, right?

I hope putin wins, Just for the lulz.

also
>US believes
wow i also believe that i'll get a gf one day but we know that this won't happen

Wow. Nice source. I wonder if I go to Twitter and look at that what the source for those tweets would be.
Nothing on PBS, Reuters, Fox, CNN, NBC, RT, WION, Sky, only twitter. huh? that's wierd.
I wonder where they get their classified info to share on social media? hmm....
They must be insiders, right? Tweeting the facts from the inside? yeah. right.

My wife's son texted me from Nintendo HQ it's been postponed for 2 more weeks.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY AN EXTRA FEW CANS OF FOOD

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Rt

Putin will push all the way to Germany.

The bear leaves its cave FOREVER

nice, false flag invasion imminent. then israel can finally send USA to the defense against the false flag.

holy shit!!! tanks in kiev in 3 hours!!! (two weeks from now)

2012-2020 Automatic?

US ARMY EAM HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

8992 USB

What stocks to buy bros?

I wish

two more hours!!!

Yes you will.
You just need to approach them.

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Markets tanking...it's real bros

Also I'm recording it in case anyone is going to miss it

Propaganda so far. No missile was launch.

Because the global economy is about to crash.

Source is PBS journalist Nick Shifirin.
Info coming direct from government officials, according to him.

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HAPPENING AGAIN

I BUHLEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
pokdabear

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Yes, Putin was meant to call CNN directly prior to invasion. Thats exactly how it will happen.

>IT MIGHT BE FUCKING HAPPENING
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It was a whistle, lad

Didn't those neocon fags do that to Iraq and Libya and wanted to do that to Syria? Why are they crying now?

is he a jew?

1 MORE WEEK

UK just gave the word for all bong nationals to leave.
Wonder if the sexpats and baldy bankike will come back too.

>next week
>imminent
>tomorrow
This this legit just the dems "TWO MORE WEEKS" ?

+1

Raytheon, Lockheed, American ammo makers, metal producers (especially titanium), and Walgreens.

Why would the US communicate Putin’s invasion plans to the Russian Army?

stop being a drama queen. even if the worst comes to pass, those with the will and strength to carry on will know a better future.
the best possible outcome are for the world powers to destroy themselves.

Shut up hoe

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what?

Recorded it here if anyone wants to listen to it

HAPPENING

vocaroo.com/1km6OZ2cgiy3

Same way NATO always openly announces their training routines, where troops are stationed, what equipment they are sending to Ukraine via Twitter etc.

They're retarded

kek

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THE ORDER HAS BEEN GIVEN.

PUSH THE TROOPS TOWARDS KIEV.

Someone needs to bake a fresh Skyking bread

>HORRIFIC!
>BLOODY!
>REGIME CGANGE!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Read the first tweet. Terribly worded.

I feel sleepy bros, do you feel sleepy? Lets take a nap

AHHHHHH I HAVE NO JOB AND I'M BORED, PLEASE START WW3 SO I CAN BE ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8992 kHz works best in the lower sideband dum dum. Only 20m frequency bands and lower use the upper sideband.

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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M GETTING DRAFTED

>MARVELS MOONKNIGHT IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M

Only if Germany interferes in Russian affairs.

Ok. We are sitting on the largest natural gas bubble in Europe and are the world's second largest agricultural exporter. Good luck if you have an economy based on thin air.

My family's bull just texted me from Microsoft saying in two weeks they'll announce two more weeks.

You better not lie bitch

Holy shit goys - the ambiguous prophecy that could mean LITERALLY ANYTHING

explain that to a retard like me

HOLY SHIT RUSSIA IS HIDING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TIME TO INVADE

it's your reading comprehension is terrible.
it means putin has communicated to the russian military.
this basically goes without saying man. maybe start reading book or somthing instead of jacking off all day dude?

sure user, the reason they communicate that stuff is because they are all retards. unlike you, of course, master strategist in how to cum and fart at the same time

Actually, holy fugg, what Russian stocks can I short?

Be careful with BB guns they’ll poke your eye out

Beat me to it

Looks like WWIII just killed the Fed's rate hike

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yeah and then two weeks later the sky is going to fall too, right?

If it was actually going to happen the (((elites))) would all be on their private jets headed for New Zealand and Patagonia right now.
Until that happens, it ain’t a happening.

>we
kek
You're going to burn, jew.

I played HOI4 once I know what I'm talking about

what?
why would russia invading ukraine send elites to new zealand?
ukraine is not even in nato.

You’re a mutt, VPN be damned. The second tweet is much more clearly articulated. When the charter limit is small and legitimacy is important, care should be taken to elucidate the point.

I'll be going AWOL on the first patrol lel

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This didn’t have to happen. If only Ukrainians votes for Vader.

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Because Americans are fucking retarded and WILL use nukes on Moscow which will make the Kremlin retaliate with nukes of their own which will wipe out the east coast.

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factual
can confirm
t. Chad fashionable eyepatch wearer

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Good luck with that!

Reminder that our involvement in the Ukraine situation is simply material help and training. Not actual boots on the ground. Only way we get properly pulled in is if the Russians decide to not stop at Ukraine and invade an actual NATO country.

That's all it takes. Look how WW1 was started.

Sounds like they are full of shit, and have no proof as always.

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Russian invasion any nanosecond now. I swear, guys, I am serious this time. Please believe.

t. PUTOS and its propaganda MSM, who never lies (according to unnamed sources in special service community)

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It's an US Airforce communication (called EAM). It's all coded, we can't understand what they say, but if there's a big happening incoming we could get some clues in different ways

Shut the fuck up.

t. russian

tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooooooooooown

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Fuck you kike lapdog. We will finally be free of 80 years of American kike tyranny.

>the US believes
seriously?
did you forget about all those totally existing nukes that saddam had?

Like for real this time? Not gonna lie I'm not a fan of living next to Crimea

>YES OR NO situation now
dudes, Russia has to invade or never now

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>elites
we are already in our bunkers but thanks,
i will think about you plebs after the bombs drop

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You heard it boys, invasion confirmed by Russian nationals. Time to bomb some irrelevant 3rd world shithole to show them we mean business.

lad nobody is going to war over ukraine. get a grip.

>America looking for an excuse to attack the Russian armies on their own soil

Just another internationalist neo-con plot to destroy the world

NUKE NEW YORK, NOW!!!

>OHHH MY GOSH WOAH THE IRRELEVANT DEAD FORMER SUPERPOWER IS PICKING ON AN IRRELEVANT DEAD FORMER SOVIET STATE WOAAAHH THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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topkek

Here's hoping

Wait a minute...
ONE more week???

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Why are (((nato))) trying so hard to convince everyone Russia will invade? Whats their angle here?

So Putin gets a tip that he has a RAT in his military top brass. Gives outlandish order of "prepare invasion", watches it leak. Now he can find the RAT
Meanwhile globohomo goes nuts and play into Putins hands

two more weekdays

Dont get my hopes up, user.

yes

waaaaa nigga waaaaa
you are a little baby, being influenced by news headlines. things will only get worse, this is nothing

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