Italian citizenship and globohomo

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lets say i'm a southern brazilian mechanical engineering student who wants to get the fuck out of my country as soon as possible and have italian citizenship. i (obviously) speak english and have (very very) limited german language skills.
where should i move to?
germany seems a fucked up place.
austria seems to have a decent right-wing capable of at least slow down globohomo.
portugal/spain would be easier due to language similarity, but i don't know much about how fucked up they are.
switzerland seems the nicest country, but hard to immigrate to (probably this is the reason).
england is out of question. i'd rather still be here. fucking cuckland. if i want to live in a fucked up country i'd rather be here.
ireland? idk much about ireland
northern italy?
if you would move now, where would you go?
ok ok, i know that you're full, but i'm full of dumb people electing fucking leftists and this year's elections will be a fucking disaster

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Secure internship before graduation if possible preferably in Europe so you can get accustomed to the job market.
Europe has a very high median age and very low birthrates so they will accept more immigrants in the near future. Due to the alergic reaction to muslims I'm sure South america will be seen as a viable candidate.

>allergic reacton to muslims
muslims have literally open doors to europe and the people who oppose them are called racists

Are you of Italian descendant? If you are and you can prove it moving here is easy. Be aware that you need to know Italian because no one here knows English at a reasonable level. Jobs pay peanuts and livong costs a shit ton except than in Terronia,but in terronia there are no jobs to begin with.

You think things here are easier?
Go to denmark.

No they don't believe me, I have been interogated for numerous times and I'm not even muslim (not that they care). Do you think I would post with this flag if it was open door policy?
This is not early 2010s anymore. 2015 really did a number on europe.

Let's I'm a southern Brazilian with Italian descent who was extremely lucky in life and managed to move to Switzerland. True story. Good bless Switzerland and the Swiss.

yes, i expressed myself badly. i already have italian citizenship
nowhere is easy now. at least italy is still mostly catholic and you don't have pentecostals taking over the country and still voting for literal communists over and over. italy is poorer than germany/france, but still a very nice place. there are people i know living in italy and food cost is ridiculously low compared to brazilian prices.
living costs are fucking high here too. there are no 30m2 apartments for less than a whole minimum wage here. except in literal shitholes

switzerland is indeed very nice.

>there are people i know living in italy
Then, we you will apply for a job, you should search a place to stay near it.
Better if it's not too distant from your friends, so they can help you in case of problems.

>we
when

and italians have a good expectation of improving the situation of the country? or like brazilians you think you are doomed?
how are immigrants seen? good intentioned immigrants, of course. willing to integrate your country, not destroy it

selfbump don't let me die

>hurr durr, i want to be a refugee
SAGE

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Italians will always survive, we are not that weak, but the italian administrative apparatus is a monstre full of absurd laws.

>refugee
fuck off, i have citizenship and ain't begging for government assistance.

move out from your mother's favela basement first

Austria is gonna forcevax you you ape.
We are full anyways.

>argentina
your country is more fucked than brazil, hermano
although i have simpathy for your hinchadas.
saludos de gremio

not an ape fren. the only reason i don't have german citizenship instead of the italian one is that the immigrants didn't make the Konsularmatrikel. some of the few words i know my opa taught me when i was a kid, like silly words like Furz and Schnaps. i studied a little german later, when i was a teenager, but never got REALLY into it

fuck i wrote "like" more than i should

Why not come here instead? I am north italian descent, you could not pay me to go back. Italy is a lost cause and never was a real country.