/SG/ /GPG/ /UG/ Geopolitics General #1530 The Onion edition

Palestine, Libya, Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Mali, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Karabakh, Ethiopia, Yemen, Burma and other ongoing conflicts, as well as soup, pipelines and robots
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>Russia/Ukraine
Biden urges Americans to leave Ukraine immediately
The Armed Forces of Ukraine (APU) are preparing an offensive on the Donbass, for this purpose, a division of S-300s and additional units have been deployed to the region, said the head of the People's Militia of the Donetsk People's Republic.
>Syria
Russian warplanes bomb the vicinity of the town of Kafr Shaliya in the southern countryside of Idlib in conjunction with the arrival of 8 (7 russian, 1 iranian) military transport ships.
>Yemen
Today YNA entered first parts of Harad town, high resistance by Ansarallah remains inside. Contrary with many maps are appearing the advance is actually taking place from the south and west roads leading to the center of the town.
>Sahel
Thousands of anti-French demonstrators have poured into the street of the Malian capital, Bamako, to cheer at the expulsion of the French ambassador.

>Live maps
conflicttr.com/
syria.liveuamap.com/
minskmonitor.liveuamap.com/
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
marinetraffic.com/
globe.adsbexchange.com/

>Conflict maps and reading list
pastebin.com/ar39i1jm

>Official /gpg/ games
gaming-style.com/WarAttack/index.php?page=Game
chess.org/
>Official /gpg/ recipes
based.cooking/

>Twitter sources
twitter.com/clashreport
twitter.com/disclosetv
twitter.com/oryxspioenkop
twitter.com/FrenkieMark
twitter.com/abduljabbar1612
twitter.com/archer83able
twitter.com/theragex
twitter.com/ralee85
twitter.com/spriter99880

PT:

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We were wishing for a zombie apocalypse but got an NPC apocalypse instead
Shit timeline, also god is a faggot

Leaked video of russian troops mobilizing.
Tanks in 30 minutes.

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true its better to only build pumped storage near existing infrastructure
other methods are for example thermal storage which we use in our solar power plants

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What you eat today /sg/?

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Pasta

wait is that tower from new vegas needed for thermal storage? or is it unrelated?

no its just a thermal solar power plant
that shit from new vegas is dumb because sunlight isnt a laser its a mixture of a lot of wavelenghts so you cant aim it precisely at long range due to diffraction.

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happening back on

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Good afternoon
youtu.be/B6RUZyEfRxk

>Heebs evacuating
this means that it will indeed happen

youtu.be/SXMwEfivI-U

is that our base in socotra or something else?

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>HIDE CASPIANREPORT THREADS
>IGNORE CASPIANREPORT POSTS
>DO NOT REPLY TO CASPIANREPORT POSTERS

oh nvm its perim
you can cover the entire strait with even ATGMs from that island

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>Israel is evacuating the families of the diplomats from Ukraine.

thats it, russia is invading. if the jews flee thats it

>also god is a faggot
God is watching our shenanigans and laughing his ass off enjoying the show. Why do you think he created us in the first place? We are literally entertainment for him.

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Idk if i will be the one to bake the next bread, but I have just the name for it

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>Zelensky set task to increase Ukraine's territorial defense forces to 2 million people - NSDC Secretary
t.me/bbbreaking/113818
That is a lot of kills

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>2 million people
>Half would immedaitely switch sides the moment russia invades

kek

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>Shit timeline
Wrong. Things couldn't be more fun than this if we tried. Best timeline
various things including bread, potatoes, and rice.

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this nigga's just trying to keep his family's corruption under wraps shit's pathetic

i dont think he remembers his corruption

mutt politics is pathetic

i unironically think a us president is more likely to start world war iii rather than have his ratings drop into low 30-s

Perim is a UAE airbase

You VILL watch caspian report

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kek could you imgaine Jews on Machineguns ordering hohols "Ni Odin Sag Nazad" and sending them to die to Russian MLRS in Donbass hahahahah

youtube.com/watch?v=9_RlIije7nI

Caspian report is for retards. Sorry to break it, user, I get it, understand that good geopolitical analysis on the internet is hard to find - often impossible - but that doesn't mean shilling literal garbage for sub-100 iq subhuman is worth it.

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I never opened their video past a thumbnail

Thumbnail was retarded enough

Here is the deal you don't need thinking to be outsourced, you just need info input to process

>the other leaves to poland and czechia
they're gonna lower the wages even more, fuck 'em. Mr. Putin, build the wall!

youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c

Kek how does it feel that US has made you a nuke human shield target for no reason in case they try do destroy Russia?

Should have rejected it like Hungary.

im convinced us intelligence just shit posts at this point they dont know shit

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